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Spoil my Wish

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Granted but you miss work and lose your job you are so tired.

I wish I could sail around the world
Granted but you only make it half way before the boat sinks.

I wish I hadn't eat and drank so much.
Granted, but you are hungry all the time and think only about eating and drinking

I wish to sail with my love around the world...
Granted, but it's a small boat and it rains the whole trip!

I wish My friends on Lush lived closer!
granted, but then i will visit you all day long and drink your beer

I wish I could fly intercontinental when ever i like...
Granted. But you always have problems at immigration.

I wish I don't need to work anymore.
Granted, you marry a rich baker who is enormously fat, uninterested in sex and just wants a trophy wife. He is also insanely possessive.

I wish the person who grants my wish wants it as much as I do... ;)
Huh?? well nope as I've no clue what your wish was hun??? Is it England winning the world cup cause you can soooo consider that granted

I wish Sylvia Day would hurry up and release book 4 of the Crossfire series
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Granted, but you were disappointed with the story after reading it.

I wish I have my ipad with me right now so that I can do some catching up in reading.
granted, but it has low power level. The fun will not last long.

I wish to go to a party with my love...
Yes but I get drunk and you have to carry me home.

I wish to hike in the mountains
Granted, but you break your ankle hiking.

I wish I could surf.
granted, but the waves are to high and you loose your board quite often.

I wish to be with my love soon...
Granted, but she has a bad cold and you both fall sick.

I wish to get a new car.
Granted, an army servants at your beck and call, in a mansion on the hill.

You get blue waffles.
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I wish I could quit my job...


Let me tell you I've been thinking of the same thing for over a year.

I wish I have no worries.
Granted, but now you have mine

I wish I could fly like an eagle
Granted... But your in Alaska in winter... All you can see is snow... sad

I wish I could swim like a dolphin... smile
Granted, but you're surrounded by sharks.

I wish I'm in Disneyland right now.
granted but you spent all your money getting there so they won't let you in.

i wish summer would hurry up and get here. tired of snow
Granted, but they are not as friendly as you think.

I wish to go to Texas.
Granted- But they might not coming back after Chinese New Year

I wish Mr Sailor is coming home.
Granted but he spends all his time in the tub playing with his torpedo.

I wish I was there with Kaikai
Granted but I always dance mostly nude.

I wish I could teach Kaikai to dance.

BTW Kaikai, I'm sure I can handle your silliness.
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Granted but seens its Christmas you must ride there on a Donkey

Hey Daisy

I wish my local Chinese didn't shut down over xmas till new years


Anyway just to get there

Granted and she dances better than you

I wish I was not so shy at first