Granted but you miss work and lose your job you are so tired.
I wish I could sail around the world
Granted but you only make it half way before the boat sinks.
I wish I hadn't eat and drank so much.
Granted, but it's a small boat and it rains the whole trip!
I wish My friends on Lush lived closer!
Granted. But you always have problems at immigration.
I wish I don't need to work anymore.
Granted, you marry a rich baker who is enormously fat, uninterested in sex and just wants a trophy wife. He is also insanely possessive.
I wish the person who grants my wish wants it as much as I do... ;)
Granted, but you were disappointed with the story after reading it.
I wish I have my ipad with me right now so that I can do some catching up in reading.
granted, but it has low power level. The fun will not last long.
I wish to go to a party with my love...
Yes but I get drunk and you have to carry me home.
I wish to hike in the mountains
Granted, but you break your ankle hiking.
I wish I could surf.
granted, but the waves are to high and you loose your board quite often.
I wish to be with my love soon...
Granted, but she has a bad cold and you both fall sick.
I wish to get a new car.
Granted but Lyfbuz promptly steals it, takes it on a wild joy ride and trashes it.
I wish I could quit my job...
Granted, an army servants at your beck and call, in a mansion on the hill.
You get blue waffles.
Granted, but now you have mine
I wish I could fly like an eagle
Granted, but you're surrounded by sharks.
I wish I'm in Disneyland right now.
granted but you spent all your money getting there so they won't let you in.
i wish summer would hurry up and get here. tired of snow
Granted but there is an outbreak of wasps and its not safe to leave the house
I wish I could swim with dolphins
Granted, but they are not as friendly as you think.
I wish to go to Texas.
Granted- But they might not coming back after Chinese New Year
I wish Mr Sailor is coming home.
Granted but he spends all his time in the tub playing with his torpedo.
I wish I was there with Kaikai
Granted but I always dance mostly nude.
I wish I could teach Kaikai to dance.
BTW Kaikai, I'm sure I can handle your silliness.