A tube of toothpaste.
That'll make my eyes water!
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The Last Thing You Purchased - Up Your Ass
Senior Analyst
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Here you go!
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I was at Home Depot too, plumbers snake
I get by with a little help from my friends.
(BTW, can I count on you two to lead my crew?)
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haemorrhoid cream.... Oh wait
Aww c'mon .. Someone had to say it !!
Aww c'mon .. Someone had to say it !!
Quantum Tease
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haemorrhoid cream.... Oh wait
Aww c'mon .. Someone had to say it !!
Coffee out the nose. Thanks a lot!
Senior Analyst
1. UK spelling
2. Mirth
2. Mirth
Convict
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Gasoline. Oh dear.
You will be starting up that motor every time you fart , girl!
Oops. Last thing I bought was a ham and salad roll lol
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
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Ouchy
You know they sell a skinnier version of that?
A Slurpee, that might work.
Lady GlitterGiggles
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You know they sell a skinnier version of that?
A Slurpee, that might work.
A glass bottle?? Wanna drink?
Blonde Ginger
a new muffler for my car. guess that will bring a new meaning to the term " tail pipe"
Marx Sister
Well, funny enough, I may have bought a sex toy and condoms most recently. If not, it was a fairly elaborate waffle, which wouldn't be good.
My Featured Stories
The Snowglobe Conspiracy – Solving a great mystery | There Is No Butterfly – Time Travel competition entry | Incurable Arousal – Most viewed | Toxic, But Not Sinister – Mutual loathing at its finest | You Were – An experience in the second person | Desiderium – A scattering of lovers
The Snowglobe Conspiracy – Solving a great mystery | There Is No Butterfly – Time Travel competition entry | Incurable Arousal – Most viewed | Toxic, But Not Sinister – Mutual loathing at its finest | You Were – An experience in the second person | Desiderium – A scattering of lovers
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Keilbasa. I've never used one of those as an anal sex toy before, lol
Rebel just for kicks
A demi baguette...at.least the shape suits
Rebel just for kicks
Cough syrup .... gooey ewww
Unfuckwithable
A tub of Chocolate sweets (there seems to be a theme here...)
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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Dog food....well at least it will give him a reason to sniff my butt!!!