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The person above was late for work because....

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He forgot his bus money again
his engine was flooded

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

She rolled over and said "again, please" smile
Quote by lynnwitt
She rolled over and said "again, please" smile



damn...thats what i was going post under you

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

WE just couldnt seem to finish that shower.....
The hot water ran out in the shower and we had to go back to bed to ... keep warm.
She was so warm and cuddly, that I refused to let her go
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Manicure appointment ran long.
His cats were attacking him
No lipstick allowed
Tending the garden....did my super seeds grow yet??!?
I am often late doing just that, how did you know?

She was late because she was tending to the gardener.
He spent too long trying to get his stocking seams straight.
She was trying to repair her punctured inflatable hunk and forgot the time
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
He forgot to lube his inflatable sex doll and got stuck.
Her gold bracelet became caught in her lace suspenders and took ages to untangle
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."

C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.

— Mark Twain
MaA forgot the keys....
Lynn was playing in the forums
He ran out of his stock of stockings.
The buttons on her blouse kept popping off
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I could hazard a guess - but I know with certainty why I was late for work . . .
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I could hazard a guess - but I know with certainty why I was late for work . . .


Do tell, Ms. Layla J.
He was helping Layla with her work that he almost forgot what time it was
Leah enjoyed my massage so much, she just didn't want me to stop
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Mr P was practicing his ... finger exercises.