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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

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He stole my heart.


P.S.: Stupid, cheesy and untrue but well... I can't think clearly when I look at him.
Robz17
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Exhibitionism
heidi
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putting helium in the tires of the neighbors smart car.
Buz
The Linebacker
robbed a bank. that's her getaway pic she's using as an avatar.
Nightbreaker011
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For using play money to pay for a table dance
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

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heidi
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Impersonating a train
Nightbreaker011
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posing as a rabbit at a petting zoo
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Stole a train to make the first mobile cross-country orgy.
Tranquil
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teased the local bridge troll so badly they decided to teach her a lesson by placing her in the cell with a highly sexed ogre
Unknown User
accused me of being an ogre and claimed she could whip up a potion that would keep the sex drive in check...
vjlegbabe
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Caught peeping thru Windows again
Nightbreaker011
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breaking into someone's house to use their makeup table
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Unknown User
Created a one man protest against the railroad company...
Unknown User
Stole a police car and a uniform to play with me.

They didn't find it as fun as we did...
Nightbreaker011
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she decided to show her assets in a bookstore
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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Drinking An Driving! Was doing 12 MPH in a 65 MPH Zone! ,, when got pulled over! told the Cop had too slow Down ,, Miss Daisy! said so! an told the cop he couldn't talk too her NOW! shes ! Invisable! An you cant Hear her! biggrin Think needs Bail Money! ?? :D
Nightbreaker011
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for carjacking golf carts at the country club
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
phynix11
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Laundering drug money for the mafia.... or mass murder. It's a toss up
sundancer2004
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Hybotany......carnal knowledge of sheep while harnessed
TrinityX
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Theft - Refused to pay the tattoo artist in full
Nightbreaker011
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Being to sexy for her shirt
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
nichols_10
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Assault with a friendly weapon????
Tranquil
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being a peeping....... tom
Unknown User
For being the sexiest witch in lush... smile
Unknown User
Abuse of authority. Again.
patokl
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She tried to get out of a parking ticket by seducing the police officer. That worked, but his wife caught them in the act, and she works in the DA's office....
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Nightbreaker011
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for claiming to be an angel
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket