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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

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C - Constipation Cramps
F ~ Fart
Go to sleep

Kite's Kinky Tales

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M - mention her sister

Open a bag of Doritos

Puke while 😛 her out 😁

Quarreling.

(I was going to say "Queefing", but Rob would like that)

Shout out a previous partners name

Try that thing she thinks is gross

Urinate

Waffle on for an hour about why potatoes are really important to the human diet, while munching on several bags of potato chips.

Admit to having buggered the groom on last weeks stag do.

Brag about one's "conquests".