Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

Have visiting relatives in the bedroom.

Ignite the curtains

Judge unfavorably before the games begin

Knit.

Leave the room.

Mention the rash that's appeared on your dick.

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Mention the rash that's appeared on your dick.

Notice the weeping sores on the partner's private 🤢

Offering to invite their younger sister for a threesome.

projectile eruptions of any sort

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projectile eruptions of any sort

(Like ejaculations?)

Quacking

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(Like ejaculations?)

Quacking

Take it as you will

Retrograde motion after a loud "ICK!"

Sucking a lemon 😵‍💫

Timber! Oh, that fell quick...

Uncontrollable flatulence

Vacuuming the room

Write anonymous hate mail to your mother-in-law

xeromammograph each other

Yak incessantly

Zone in on the ceiling cracks

Ask to be alone

Bring up (vom) the evening meal.

Chainsaw disrobing demo

Describe the wart that was there

Error 504 -- Bad Gateway Timeout

Fart in his/her face

Get him to sleep

Halitosis

Insult to injury added with a smirk

Jump on his balls 😱

(I had K last time around {and she was delightful wink wink})

Keelhaul their ass. (Whatever that means)