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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)
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Ignite the curtains
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Leave the room.
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Mention the rash that's appeared on your dick.
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Mention the rash that's appeared on your dick.
Notice the weeping sores on the partner's private 🤢
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Offering to invite their younger sister for a threesome.
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projectile eruptions of any sort
(Like ejaculations?)
Quacking
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Quacking
Take it as you will
Retrograde motion after a loud "ICK!"
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Sucking a lemon 😵💫
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Uncontrollable flatulence
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Vacuuming the room
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Write anonymous hate mail to your mother-in-law
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xeromammograph each other
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Zone in on the ceiling cracks
Observant One
Ask to be alone
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Bring up (vom) the evening meal.
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Describe the wart that was there
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Fart in his/her face
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Get him to sleep
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Jump on his balls 😱
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(I had K last time around {and she was delightful wink wink})
Keelhaul their ass. (Whatever that means)
