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use a weed whacker
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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bend over in front of a prisoner named Bubba who has been in solitary for 3 months
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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bend over in front of poizenivy if she hasn't touched someone in the last five minutes
that is a very true statement...I always seem to be poking things....giggle
wrestle a porcupine
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Belly flops
I concur 
Attend kids xmas nativity play, would be frowned upon I think
The Duchess of Tart
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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walk into a prison and say come and get me
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Pretend to be a reporter and walk into a football team's locker room.
"The Gods that smiled when you were born
are laughing now."
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move furniture
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Install a window unit A/C unit
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Put on lotion after a shower with the shades open and neighbors watch you
