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Work as a butcher
change a tire

Say. Her. Name.


use a weed whacker
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Wash your cat.
bend over in front of a prisoner named Bubba who has been in solitary for 3 months
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

bend over in front of poizenivy if she hasn't touched someone in the last five minutes
Pick soap up in ANY shower where sex has been forbidden
go rock climbing
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bend over in front of poizenivy if she hasn't touched someone in the last five minutes


that is a very true statement...I always seem to be poking things....giggle

wrestle a porcupine
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

frying chicken.....
You should never, ever install fiberglass insulation naked... No matter how hot it is the attic... smile
Work with super glue.

Belly flops

walk into a prison and say come and get me
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Change oil in car
Play ice hockey...
Pretend to be a reporter and walk into a football team's locker room.

"The Gods that smiled when you were born
are laughing now."
move furniture
Install a window unit A/C unit
Trim a rose bush.
The "notorious gunman".
Go to catholic mass
Put on lotion after a shower with the shades open and neighbors watch you
cook bacon on stove