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alliet14
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slide into second base.
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Give a presentation at work
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Sun bathe in my back garden I can see perv from next door behind curtains and I have shorts and Tee shirt on
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Shit, I thought the curtain was hiding me
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Its not you he has more fat on him.
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Woohoo! A compliment!.. careful now smile
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A giddy moment watch out Carls about and I am going to get a bollocking for posting on his wall
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The sun must be getting to you
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The only cure is to strip off all your clothes, and bend over and touch your toes so the neighbour gets an eyeful
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I could throw you on the bbq
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You could, but then you'd miss my wit, banter, humour and compliments.... Fuck it, go for it
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I rest my case m'lord and members of the jury
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You can call me Sir, no need for the Lord bit....

Anyway back to the thread....

Operate a Guillotine
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Quote by alliebug69
slide into second base.


Ouch... that hurts just thinking about it - especially if head first slide or diving back lol

While it would be refreshing, not a good idea to go naked through the freezer section (or any section) of a super market
simplyjohn
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Discuss buffet food and cocktail sausages.

Wait .. Im not saying I have a small di ... oh never mind.

.. says here I am the sexi .. wrong thread.

That sun has really got to me today.
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bend over in front of a horny skunk
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Quote by ginger86
bend over in front of a horny skunk


If I find one of those I will let you know G ...

Prepare the meat kebabs on a skewer prior to the BBQ ... ouch!!
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Give a talk at the ladies sewing circle
jollyjack
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Get locked in a walk-in Freezer.
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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Go shopping at a clothing store - try on a number of different things right in the middle of the store - but return each item back to the rack.
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Climb and trim trees
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Quote by TheSensualLady
Climb and trim trees


and then use a wood chipper...
Libertine3
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work in the frozen food section at the market
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Model clothes?
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Sing in your church choir
TheSensualLady
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Play Dodgeball
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