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Preach a sermon
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Sit on a cactus...
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Sit on a curling iron. (I actually did this once, and burned my ass).
It fucking hurt....
YIKES...
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It fucking hurt....
YIKES...
XO
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Quote by Mysteria27
Sit on a curling iron. (I actually did this once, and burned my ass).
It fucking hurt....
YIKES...
XO
M, you're supposed to curl the hair on your head with wunna those things...
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Quote by trinket
M, you're supposed to curl the hair on your head with wunna those things...
Actually, I was a teenager and my mother curled her hair and had put the damn thing on a table and I leaned up against it, not knowing she curled her hair and the fucking thing burned me.
We still laugh about it, however at the time it really hurt.
Xo
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Deep Fry a Sausage
Climb a glacier
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Go for a walk in the desert
Climb a glacier
Walk into a Hells Angel Club
Offer a knife to a Manic Depressive on Acid
Kick out the campfire
Go for a walk in the desert
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Go to a PTA Meeting at the school.
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Mow the lawn.
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Cliff diving at Rick's Café in Negril.
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Don't care how much you cover the jewels!
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In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Answer the door for the pizza guy. Oh wait, I've done that. Well then I'd say never paint the front of your house naked.
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