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Would you like to be alone on a deserted island with the person above you and what would you do the

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Jam_Wil_Mac
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Quote by vanessa26
I feel like the biting would only appease them for a short bit of time
We better also hope for others to wash up on our barbaric shores

Bite my anywhere just not my face that's how i charm people ?





So where should I bite you to not harm your charm?

Our shark Overlords demand nibbles...... Nipples? No, nibbles.

Perhaps that's it! We can spend our time discovering where I can nibble you.
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I’d say a definite yes. We could build sand castles that look like Hogwarts school
vbbond
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Yes, indeed! We'll soak up the sun and sip the champagne that made it ashore.
Jam_Wil_Mac
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I’d say a definite yes. We could build sand castles that look like Hogwarts school


Sold! If you get the Whomping Willow to move, colour me impressed.

As for above, sure. We could find coconuts for helmets and branches for lances and have a medieval joust!

First guy to die, loses!
Jam_Wil_Mac
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Of course. I'll make us both hammocks, I'm very good with ropes. Once we're settled you can read Don Juan to me. I can't read hard copy any more.


*snigger* HARD copy.... I bet you can't, you minx.....



Grace and I will stage two person plays of the Shakespeare's finest works, most notably his Liberal feminist masterpiece, The Taming of the Shrew.
Jam_Wil_Mac
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THAT'S WHERE ALL THE RUM'S GONE!!!! I must inform Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

And for the record, I never blamed it on piranhas.

It was piranhas, but I never blamed them.

My vociferously verile V and I will vote vindictively on vocations and vacations on our vertical plain.

Sorry, keyboard got stuck. I mean we'll enjoy each others company. smile

(altogether now: 'Awwwwww')
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I'm sure he knows what we would do
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Never ever.
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Absolutely would! And laugh about her post above. And then I’d chase Vanessa all around the island and when I finally caught her....BITE
seashelle1979
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Seems an amazing possibility. Strip down to my shorts.
ScreamQueen
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Absolutely would! And laugh about her post above. And then I’d chase Vanessa all around the island and when I finally caught her....BITE


that would rock and i better work on my running skills
Those teeth are sharp!!


And yes to above, she seems an okay sort even if she El paso's me ?
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Yes, I'll bring the tubes
Jam_Wil_Mac
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We would build a sand statue of Dean's brother, Dennis.
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Yes. Eat marshmallows
Insert something witty here.
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Nomnom i hope you have your guitar


Of course!
Insert something witty here.
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Yes....Will walk all the way down the shore, evening walks, barbecue, swim....a long list.
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I would love to. We would spend hours talking, and fighting, and talking lots more, and making each other laugh
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Not a second thought on that......Would be one of the best time.
Jam_Wil_Mac
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Can we also make a madonna statue?
she dated Rodman at one point



The world could have had Madonna Rodman?!?!?! Why didn't that happen?! The world needs their children. Basketball-playing singers with long multi-coloured hair and valkyrie Breast-plates.

Above, sure. For at least 15 days of social isolation.
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The world could have had Madonna Rodman?!?!?! Why didn't that happen?! The world needs their children. Basketball-playing singers with long multi-coloured hair and valkyrie Breast-plates.

Above, sure. For at least 15 days of social isolation.



They'd be unstoppable...
Seriously though did you see her weird ass video
No? Neither did I as I'm on island

Watch out for that seagull tho its got the rona...
Jam_Wil_Mac
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They'd be unstoppable...
Seriously though did you see her weird ass video
No? Neither did I as I'm on island

Watch out for that seagull tho its got the rona...


As someone who comes from the North East of Scotland, seagulls with the 'Rona aren't the problem. Seagulls stealing your chips is.

However, as we'll have plenty of time on our hands on our island, we could build a coconut catapult to defend ourselves from those seagulls.

I have little to no knowledge of celeb culture. I only learned that they used to date when you told me. You could fill me in on everything celeb, and I'll fill you in on..... The NFL draft? Any interest? What about the history of Professional wrestling? Hmm mm...... I may need to find another way to entertain you in that case.....