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lynnwitt
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If you think coconut bras are no fun.... try a coconut dildo!
Juli969
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Honestly, I didn't sink the boat (hides the axe)
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Quote by lynnwitt
If you think coconut bras are no fun.... try a coconut dildo!



Or a coconut condom!
Juli969
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Try the heart of palm butt plug
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Quote by Juli969
Try the heart of palm butt plug


Yes please... they are super smooth and juicy...
lynnwitt
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Quote by ThisPing4U


Or a coconut condom!


I note that both of those things sound more painful on the receiving end.....
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Quote by lynnwitt


I note that both of those things sound more painful on the receiving end.....



Yes, you are correct.
heidi
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so you call them condoms now?
adi_me33
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Quote by lynnwitt
If you think coconut bras are no fun.... try a coconut dildo!



Omg. I winced. everywhere. And heidi. Good morning {}
sundancer2004
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Good morning sweetheart, care for a swim in the clear water for lobsters .Then I'll massage your back and feet
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Quote by heidi
so you call them condoms now?


Yes, an old tennis injury.

I need them shaped like that now.
heidi
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Sorry to here about your tennis injury, the company tired to be an equal employer but I guess hire a sight impaired man to feed the ball machine at the nudist club you were at was not the best of moves.... (oops, wrong thread )


Is that why every girl that comes to the island you run up and offer them a drink of your pre drilled cocnuts
heidi
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hello Adi, sleep well I hope
Nightbreaker011
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I must still be dreaming as I woke to you
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
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Quote by vanessa26


Lol


Hi Adi, fancy meeting you here on this actually very crowded island smile


We will call it, G's Fantasy Island.

I just need to wait a few minutes for Heidi's insult.

I think I'll hire her to sweep sand.
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Did you know Marilyn Chambers posed on Ivory Snow detergent boxes?
ginger86
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good morning beautiful
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Where's the pixie dust? ?
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Where's Gilligan?


Personally, I'd go for the Professor.... or Mary Ann smile

I'll leave Mr Howell to you, T.
Juli969
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I'd prefer our Ginger over Gilligan's Ginger
Gillianleeeza
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Where's Gilligan?


I always think you're talking about me, lol.

It is getting crowded around here. Hey Trink, want to go for a swim. I promise not to look up your bathing suit. I already saw up your skirt enough while you were climbing that ladder up and down. Just a swim, I promise.