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1OGHMNW
9 hours ago
Straight Male, 73
0 miles · Nebraska

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Quote by techgoddess

Thanks for the Coke Zero. I'm gonna snag a cuppycake too!

Put the Coke Zero and cupcake on my tab.

Good Morning, Speaking of getting away, my wife and I and a friend are headed north on a 8 day cruise in 25 days. I’m wondering what the reception will be like at the 3 ports of call. I’ve been looking forward to some Tim Hortons Coffee and Timbits. That’s it for now…Take Care and Stay Safe and Healthy!

Good evening, folks. How's things? The bar ape is in. Whatcha drinkin'?

I’m back with the Mason quart jar for a refill of Ice Cold Sweetened Sun Tea please.

We’re headed back home tomorrow and I’ll puta 1/2 gallon Mason Jar out to not interfere with the normal goings on at this fine establishment.

Well my wife and I have been to Hell in the Cayman Islands and it’s nothing like the temps we have been experiencing while out camping. Can I have a quart of Ice Cold Sweetened Sun Tea please??? I need to stay hydrated as much as possible.

I hope the smoke isn’t a problem for Bear and Lady Jay while in MI. I understand it’s pretty bad in the UP there. Thanks for the tea, I’ll return the Mason Jar after I’ve drained it, likely for a refill. Take Care everyone!

I’ll have a cup of that Folger’s and 2 Peanut Butter Cookies if there are any left for and afternoon snack. Thank goodness for the Ac as we are out camping in 90 degree & humid weather.

So sorry to hear about Carl’s health condition. As an occasional Rump’s drop in, I tried to meet up with Carl aka Lion while heading through KC one time but our schedules didn’t work out. Lion’s set up of “Music Selections” to get a start to our morning’s was always great. His love of animals both large and small was apparent in his posts. I’ll be keeping him in my thoughts and prayers.

Thanks Bear! I’ll get my cup of “foo, foo coffee” and be on my way. Any chance that we can brew up some Sun Tea in an empty gallon jar leftover from the pickles you serve? We can always spike it up later. Thanks Again.

A cup of Bertha’s coffee and a Pecan Tart since I don’t see any other “Tarts” here in Rump’s this early.

Bear is there any truth to the rumor that the “Official Burger Chain” of Rump’s Honky Tonk & Cyber Bar is “In n’ Out”???

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

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You're doing fine – and thanks!

I can offer you a position. No, in light of what goes on it Store Room #4, let me rephrase that: a job as 3rd assistant junior barkeep and bottle washer.

And I'll even pay you half of what I get, because that's the kind of generous Bear-tender I am!

I have experience as a Busboy and Short Order Cook while in High School (55 years ago). Do I understand you that you’re offering zero times zero minus one half equals zero? That’s better than owning you for the training opportunity. Thanks for the offer but my wife has control of my free time.

Here is the coffee I found and a Raspberry Butter Braid fresh out of the oven.

Hello, Hello anybody here? I stopped in for a cup of Bertha’s Best Coffee. Well I guess that I’ll rinse her out and start a fresh pot. I’m glad the barkeep has a stash of different coffees under the counter also with the booze. Well Bertha is perking a way now. I wish I had paid more attention to how Bear, Lion and Seeker did the morning ritual. What’s that noise coming from Storeroom #4? Darn Kimmi is gone getting ready for the holiday. I’m such a rookie at this. Well I need to go find some treats now. I’ll be back after I get some.

Summer is a time for us in the northern hemisphere to enjoy the warm days, relax our bodies and mind and explore the beautiful world. Take Care and Stay Healthy and Safe!

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Nature doing its thang in Kimmi’s wreath… 😊

I had the something with a Robin on our Christmas Wreath that I hadn’t taken down. I waited til the babies left the nest and wreath. Then it was clean up the droppings from Mom and kids.

Just my drop in to wish “Happy Mother’s Day” to all those Wonderful Mothers that we know and those perverted males who make it possible.

After Nebraska’s Men Basketball Team lost to Iowa I need something stronger than Bertha’s usual for me. Please use some of Kat’s Coke Zero with Jack. Doc said I got’a watch the carb’sz I’ll replace the Coke Zero by Saturday. Good Evening to Y’all

My wife complains that I’m reading too much on my iPhone. So trying to be sweet she got me a e-reader. What she doesn’t understand is that Lush isn’t available on a Kindle Paperwhite. 🤪🤪🤪

Good Morning, Just a cup of Bertha’s Best Coffee at this time . However, Kimmi’s Chocolate Buns does look delicious. There something about the taste of that chocolate. We are expecting near blizzard conditions in this part of Nebraska today and tomorrow then going back up to the 70’s, that’s crazy! Take Care everyone and stay safe and healthy.

Quote by fuzzy1954
Morning y'all

Up in Hastings Nebraska at a livestock show & auction

Lion, I how the Wildfire we’ve been having here in Nebraska aren’t a problem for you. Safe Travels!

Bar Keep, Please put WXT55UK first drink on my tab. I just finished reading CIH 11 part 2 and owe it to him for submitting part 3 to moderators. If there are any moderators stopping in to Rump’s this weekend please have a beverage on my tab if you can help move that story along.

A cup of Bertha’s Best to start my day please.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

She’s the tough one between us for sure. I’m struggling, overwhelmed, but seeking mental health help today.

Love you all! ❤️

Kimmi, Don’t sell yourself short, You are a survivor and a strong in so many ways! Thoughts and Prayers for you and your sister. 🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️

Team USA wins 2-1 in Overtime against Team Canada 🥅🏒🇺🇸🇨🇦

Both teams deserved to win as they played there hearts out.

I know where I’ll be on Sunday Morning and it likely won’t be in Church. 🥅🏒🇺🇸

USA women Win 2-1 in overtime against Canada 🏒🥅🇺🇸

My wife and I just got back from a cruise to the ABC islands. We were with 5 friends and a good time was had sitting on the balconies and watching the ocean. Like Lion we hit the low 70’s and breezy yesterday here in Nebraska. Now we are forecast for 1-4 inches of snow tomorrow. What a weather pattern this year as we had little snow so far. Now to get caught up on my reading and witty comments for those stories piling up. Take Care everyone!

To my Lush friends who are over the pond. This is the markings on a casserole crock I got from my Mom’s stuff after she passed away years ago. Just wondering if anyone knows anything thing about this marking. Tia

A Cup of Bertha’s Best please. Around our home Boxing Day means gathering up the Gift Wrap scattered around the Christmas Tree and collapsing the gift boxes and cardboard to take out to the trash container, if it will all fit. Hope one and all had a Wonderful Christmas. Now back to reading those Advent Comp Stories.

Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year to all of you Rump Fan and Followers 🎅🏻🎄🎁🎉🎈🥂🎉

SARAH BECKSTROM

RIP & Thank You for your devotion to duty and service.

Thank you for Fuzzy1954

Quote by KimmiBeGood

I watched most of the Chargers game last night. 🙄 🐈 I love Herbert! Glad to see him playing well.

I see that Butters is a sports fan. Our daughter has a Bengal Cat so you can imagine what the cat’s (Winona) cheers for. Our tv got a workout last night switching between the AV’s hockey game and the Nuggets basketball game. Sadly both lost in OT.

Kat, Enjoy your Oktoberfest events I’m sure it will be a good time.

Quote by techgoddess

🦁💙

Made it home last night in time to enjoy the second half of the Lions vs Bucs game. Y’all know I am happy to root for the Bucs except for when the play my beloved Lions. Baker Mayfield was throwing the ball too high last night. And the Lions’ defense was on fire.

Early workout this morning. Then I will be back to grab a corner where I can read, chat, and mod. 😘💋

I was interested in seeing how the Loins would play after last week’s game. Yes it’s tough when your 2 favorite team play against each other. Congratulations on your daughter’s wedding and Hoping for your successful surgery tomorrow.