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1 day ago
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Good Morning All, I’ve missed stopping in for coffee & drinks lately as we are in the process of back to back vacation trips with 2 of our grandkids. We are currently in Mask Mandatory Colorado at our daughter’s home. This is only the third time that all 5 grandkids have gotten together.
Vanessa that encounter with the bat was quite a surprise. Your burial was the right thing to do.
Carl, Thanks for starting Bertha and the coffee is wonderful.
I just finished reading Lee & Kat’s chapter 2 of Orgasmtron. It truly stimulating and a Hot read.
Take Care all and Be Safe!
Kat, I’m sure that your fans and followers understand that you have lots going on and excellent quality writing like yours takes time and inspiration. Thank You for all of your Wonderful Hot Erotic Stories.
Late morning to all! Yes, it’s “hump day” but all this time at home screws up my thinking! A mug of coffee please to go with the Sausage Egg biscuit that I fixed.

Kat, I’m looking forward to reading the story that you and Lee have published. It likely another wonderful read.

As casual baseball fan also, that is good news. Any sport that involves Bats & Valls, Clubs and Holes and of course Scoring is an enjoyable pleasure.
Well as Carl says, “The Chores need to get done before it gets to hot.” Later all....
Just a quick one before I start preparing everything for our cookout tonight.
Happy Father’s Day to all you Dad’s and unknown fathers. And especially to you Fine Ladies who made it possible. Thank You Again!
Bye now, I’ll have a Cold one to go please.
First off Tonya I’m so sorry about your loss. It does sound like she had a very unfortunate life and to go so early before getting to see her grandkid especially. Prayers are offered up to you and her other family members.

I had a busy day getting back from camping and having to unpack and start the laundry. It’s always a bummer to have to come back home. I’ll have a Knob Creek Sour please. Thank You and looking forward to my “Father’s Day” cookout. Pineapple Brats from the Meatmaket.
Hello all, I’ve been gone for a few days and need to get caught up with all the news from Rump’s! A mug of coffee please!
@Verbal my bf has AFIB also, runs in his family. He got shocked & synced and started on the drugs. Everything was fine but a year later the heartbeat was out again. So second shock and different drugs. They finally had to do another procedure where they Cauterize an area in the heart. All’s fine now. So Good Luck!
I’ll check back later this evening for a stronger drink.
Good Morning all you fellow Rumpkin’s, I‘ll have a cup of Bertha’s best please. Is it okay if I use the coffee mug that my mother gave to me years ago? She explained that this was the mug that I started drinking coffee out of a 5 year old since I wanted what my Dad was drinking. Well it’s over 60 plus years now and I still use it.
G, my grown daughters while in high school told me that I was addicted to coffee. So I went one week without it. No headaches but I was more easily argumentative. The funny thing is that they both started drinking coffee in college. One even worked at Starbucks for several years.
Well I need to go lots to do as we’re packing to go camping with 2 of the granddaughters for a few days. Take Care and Be Safe everyone!
I may not have the freedom to check in for a few days.


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This morning I needed caffeine. This afternoon I NEED alcohol. Substance dependence? Or simply trying to survive?

I'll have a pint of Guinness please. Lost my Aunt Betty today and while drinking won't help me find her, it will make not being able to have a funeral for her seem a little easier to tolerate and a little less shitty. So glad I went to see her before all this Covid-19 stuff prevented me from being able to do so. 97 years...and no fucking funeral. I will be taking her ashes up with me next month to Michigan so I can bury her next to her brother, my dad.


Kat, So sorry to hear about your lost. However, being able to take her down closer to love ones in Michigan is a wonderful thing for you to do.
Good Morning all, yes it a little crowded for a change. Tonya thank you for taking care of Bertha and the mugs. Congrats to your little one on moving up to 1st grade. Carl, we got the weather that missed you. Luckily no damage here but got over 2” of rain; now other areas have trees and lines down. I see that TG was busy again so her morning Tea is on my tab. Annie, sorry about your story. I understand the disappointment and hurt but as others have said,”Look at all Props you got from the Readers!” Take Care all and Be Safe!
Morning all, Thank you Carl for the photo of Big Bertha! Yes, I’d love a Sugar Donut to go with my coffee please. We are having a Thunderstorm right now with loud Thunder and Lightning Strikes. I had to move inside from the porch. TG sorry to heard about hubby being gone, I assume that he was also able to help you with your brother. Well Take Care and Be Safe everyone. It let up on the rain but it looks like more coming from the Land of Oz.
Evening all, We had a Good Road trip (252 miles) today checking out some new camp sites spots as we are picking a new RV trailer. It has full size bunkhouse beds for the grandkids. Yesterday evening was a scaled back Community Summer Event, due covid 19 no Carnival but we did have a Cruise Night followed up with Fireworks. Our Son in Law got one of the Volunteer Fire Dept truck and we cruise around in that. It’s been a hot and windy weekend but still enjoyable. Thank for this fine licker! Cheers!
Morning all, I’ll have a cup of Bertha’s Best please. Happy Birthday TonyaL ???! Here a few donuts ? but the Chocolate Iced Sprinkles one is for my non-Lush Wife. Take Care and Be Safe everyone it a Road Trip Sunday. (Sorry I can’t get the donuts photo to post)
Morning all, I will have a mug of that “Jump Start Fluid”. It’s been in the mid 90’s here with tolerable humidity and a few pop up storms from the heat of the day. The farmer’s love it for the crops are starting to grow. Of course that means it time to mow the lawn again. Thanks for the coffee Curvy and Rump behave yourself if possible. Hope you all have a Great weekend.
Morning all I’ll have a mug from BB please. I’ve got a virtual check up this morning. So how can they check my BP or temp or put that ice cold stethoscope on my chest and back? Oh but the office visit still cost you the same? Kat, thanks for explaining the turtle situation. Well, Thanks for the coffee and I’ll check back late.

Curvy, A Large mug of coffee and any chance I could have one of Kat’s donuts? My wife needs my help with the local food pantry today after a food drive so I’ll need the extra energy from the sugar rush. Thanks for the donuts Kat and glad to hear about the turtle nest. I’m assuming that they are Green Turtles. Please correct me if I’m wrong. Hope everyone has a good safe day as we plow ahead in this crazy world.
Evening all, Hey is there any of Carl’s Wonderful Sugar Donuts left? They looked so tempting still this late in the evening.

Kat, So sorry to hear about your youngest daughters coworker. We also got news last week of a surprise sudden death of a close family’s son. No known cause has been shared as of now and there wasn’t any apparent trauma or physical cause.

It’s gotten into the mid 90’s this week after being below normal during May.

Rump I hope all continues to go well recovering all that data as it’s a real pain to recreate.

Well Take Care and Be Safe everyone!
Evening all, Any recommendations for a husband who been living with a wife who’s Post Menopausal (not interest in Sex), then she’s Stressed by “Stay at Home” and to top it off 10 weeks of watching Grandkids 6 days a week while Parents do their “Essential“ jobs = Strong Tall One please!
It hasn’t really been that bad but levels peaked today it might have been the rioting as that is not Peaceful Demonstrations.

I’m ashamed at the backlog of wonderful stories to read. Enough venting for now. Rump, a suggestion is find a 5th grader for IT support! Praying for Peace and Xalm heads. ?
Hello all, I could do with a night cap myself. It just finished read some of the backlog of stories that I follow. TechGoddess thank you for all of your wonderful series of stories. I love all of the various characters. I still have lots more stories that I’d like to read and finding the time is difficult. Thanks for the drink and letting my mouth run. Take Care and Be Safe!
Good Morning All, I’ll have a mug of coffee please. Today are we remember Memorial Day in the U.S.A. it is one of 2 times that we honor those that have served our country. So from this veteran to all the others that have served or died “Thank You”! I’m off my soap box now.

Rump, It was enjoyable to read and comments on some of your previous stories. I regret not finding them sooner.

Tech goddess, Thank you for all these wonderful chapters of the stories that you have on going.

To all you Micro-Fiction writers thank you as a quickie is fun to fit in to our crazy days that we are having.

Take Care All and Be Safe!
Good Morning Tonya, Rump and all others lurking on this Friday morning. I could enjoy a cup of that fine coffee that BB and Tonya prepared. As a semi-retired Geary Haired Gentleman this Temporary/Seasonal job I’ve been working is a lot more physical work than writing technical instructions. But I’m losing some excess pounds and working with my hands and brain. Well, I need to go for now but wishing everyone a Safe and Healthy Friday and Weekend! Hopefully I’ll get more reading done. Thank You you fine Writer’s who drop in here.
P.S. I’m soooo behind on my reading. I regret not being able to score and comment on what I know are Excellent stories just waiting to be read.
Morning all, I need a large mug of Coffee to go with this huge cinnamon roll my daughter dropped off. It was likely leftover from Mother’s Day and needed to get it out of her house. She has known for a long time that “Dad is the garbage disposal”! Not bad after heating it up and this mug of Caffeine! Take Care and Be Safe until later!
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Definitely not '70s East Germany. A traveling side show? Still to be proven that it's not

Several Guinnesses please. Perfect for washing away the taste of unanswerable questions

The real question is bare, trimmed or naturally wild, the jury is out due to personal opinions.

A shot of your fine Bourbon licker please.

Pleasant dreams to all!
Good Morning all, Thank You Tonya for your “Attention to Detail” with BB and your stories. I’ll have a cup from Big Bertha please. The donuts do look tempting!

It’s another cool and cloudy day here in my part of the world. It’s been to cold to plant the flowers and tomatoes outside so they are sitting in the garage.

A naughty question I have is why can’t I get my beard trimmed and have to wear a mask and my wife doesn’t? On a more serious virus note Nebraska hasn’t hit the peak yet and the meatpacking plant sure have driven our numbers up like in other States. Hoping for warmed weather, sunshine and gentle breezes to help get rid of it. In the meantime Take Care and Be Safe all. Thanks for the Chocolate Iced Chocolate Cake donut ? and the French Curler. Yum ?
Morning all, G sorry to hear of your loss and can partly relate in my own. However, you were in the right place in those final moments. Peace be with you bro!

Happy Mother’s Day to all you Lovely Women so honored and also to you Pervert Men who made it possible. hahaha

I prepared a Ham & Cheese Quiche and Mixed Fresh Fruit cup for my wife and I this morning. I wasn’t able to get out for a gift but did have flowers delivered this week which scored a few points.

Coffee black please, Well Take Care and Be Safe!
Good Morning all, I need a warm mug of coffee to warm up as it’s chill here in the “Heartland” and rains come and go. Please put the kettle on as I’m sure TG and others will be looking for tea or cocoa. Sorry, I have to leave now foe work. Take Care and Be Safe!
Evening all, Is it to late for a night cap? Been another crazy day in RL. S/O wants me out of the house. Take Care and Be Safe Everyone!
Hey, Any suggestions for a night cap? I do have to get up and go to work tomorrow morning so it should just calm my edges. Thanks!