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1 day ago
Straight Male, 73
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Good Morning All, It’s a cool rainy day just above where the Lion resides. I wish the KS wildcats well with their former Big Red QB. For me my blood & heart still is Huskers. Bear could you slip me a couple of those cinnamon pastries to go with the warm cup of Big Bertha’s Best?

My Condolences to those grieving the passing of the Queen. She will be missed and served with true Royal Class. It’s to bad her grandson is bashing the monarchy. Enough soapbox about that.

“God Save the Queen May she Rest In Peace”!

Evening all. A shot of something to help me sleep. My wife &I are watch two of the granddaughters (age 14 & 6) for 5 days/4 nights while our daughter and son-in-law are on a 20th Anniversary trip to NYC. It’s not a real problem but they wear out this old grandpa with their endless energy. Take Care and Be Safe.

I need time to start reading “In a New York Minute” by Techgoddess and Fuzzy Lions new Muse story and finish ChrisM’s Cupcake. Enough plugs for now. Good Night!

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Thanks! That is very good advice. I spent some time tonight writing out what I want to say. Tomorrow I will go back over what I wrote and make sure to stick to my feelings. My brother has 6 siblings and only 2 of us take care of him. The others range from won’t take him at all to will only take him for a week or less and only if it’s convenient. My dad would be pissed if he were alive. But I gotta leave that part out too.

Kat, Kimmi’s does have a good point with the how difficult it will be. Good Luck on at least some additional help care for him.

P.S. Grace’s DJ arrival times well with your Grandson’s soon arrival. Take Care and Be Safe!

Good Morning all!

Bear - Thank you for the set up as usual if Carl doesn’t get there first. These Strawberry Rhubarb bars are delicious. Hope the weather is better at the condo.

We’ll make my coffee to go as I have a busy schedule this morning ( as he snicks another napkin wrapped bar into his pocket). Take Care and Be Safe everyone!

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Hi Rumpies! wave

Safe travels to Kat and Bear!

I'm working from my sister's kitchen table today since my cat (Boo) decided to chew through my Internet cable yesterday. 😕 Boo's in my doghouse...

I'll take something sweet to go, please bolt

Understand the situation Kimmi, Our Granddaughter was the “lucky” child to take the pet rabbit home for the weekend one time. While the rabbit was out of it’s cage it chewed through the cable and phone/internet cords. Thank goodness for cell phones.

I’ll take a cup of Bertha’s Best this fair morning. Tomorrow morning my annual physical with the Prostate check and all those other embarrassing things. Yes, I’m sure it’s not as bad as what women go through on theirs.

Safe travel to one and all and Take Care and Be Safe!

Good Morning one and Y’ll, Just stopped in for a cup of Bertha’s Best. Thank You Carl for starting her this morning.

Kimmi, I hope that you are feeling better today. Having to deal with pain does make it harder to get the rest you need. Know that we care about you and are hoping for a quick recovery.

Any Sugar Donuts left???

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Hello, is anybody out there? 🙄

Does anyone know when next competition is going to be announced? My pen is stirring in its "special" spot, and I'm not sure how long it will last. 😊

Kimmi, we are always here for you and you wonderful naughty bits be them Long or Quick they always hit the spot. Just saying

Thank You Carl for this wonderful poem. I can identify with it as well as my father did. 🇺🇸

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Here is a poem I penned over 4 years ago.

Soldier

I took the British steel,

On Bunker Hill.

I sent Grape Shot

On Erie lake.

I fixed bayonets

On Little Round Top.

I bled under the knife

At Greasy Grass.

I felt my way up the hill

To the shouts Bully Boys.

I bled red

Feeding poppy fields.

I swatted mosquitoes,

On the deck of Yorktown.

I froze white and numb,

At the reservoir.

I rode a green horse,

Over the far off jungle.

I drove though,

The hot sand box.

"We quell the storm and ride the thunder." For I am a American soldier.

As this Memorial Day weekend unfolds please take a moment to reconnect with the reason for this 3 day holiday. It isn't about family BBQ's or picnics not even going down to the ocean or lake but to remember those that "gave their all"

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“Hey Bear who you have behind the bar dispensing Bertha's finest on this TGIF?“

“Bear name and status on the new Rump's barista This Lion will wait for your complete story!”

Do you suppose it could be Lilcoffeeluvr??? That may be one of her talents besides her wonderful writing?

A cup of BB’s best to go please. Thank You for now.

Good Afternoon, I’ll have a large mug of the Kona Coffee that Bear prepared. Thank You Kind Sir! Is the Comic Section of the Sunday Paper available? It’s the only good section to read next to the Personal Ads. Have a good day all!

Morning all, A large mug of Bertha’s Best to jump start my day. Windy and Rainy here in the High Plains of Nebraska. I would love to chill out and watch some stuff but my SO has us reorganizing a remodeled Community Food Pantry. It good physical work for this Old Gray Hair Mutant Nuclear Worker. To wet for yard work today. Thank You and take care and be safe.

A busy day and stormy evening here in Nebraska. Likely Carl will get a dose of this weather. I’ll have a nightcap and Goodnight to those of you hanging in there on a Friday night. Until tomorrow Be Safe!

A large mug of coffee to enjoy with these Sticky Caramel Pecan Rolls. As I have a lot of reading to catch up on. Thank You!

Good Morning Kimmi and Company, Sorry that I haven’t dropped in lately. It’s been a busy life recently. Carl, the wind has started picking up already here in Nebraska. Hoping the storms aren’t as bad as are forecasting. I have a Large mug of Bertha’s finest and a Raised Sugar Donut please. Take Care and Be Safe everyone!

Sara,

Glad to hear there you are up and moving around so the pain meds are working.

Kimmi,

The day before prep has always been the worst part for me. I too have gotten a clean bill of health but the dad’s history has me on the 5 year plan.

Stay warm and Comfy all.

Good Morning All, Hope it’s warm in your corner. It’s a like a Topless Bar here, a bit Nippily out at the windchill is down to minus 30 where I’m at. A LARGE cup of Bertha’s Best to knock off the frostbite as I hav errands to run today. Thank You and Take Care and Be Safe!

Morning all! A cup of Bertha’s best please. As he slides into a chair to checkout new stories from his favorite writer’s who happened to be stopping in to Rump’s for a drink.

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Morning, Rumpies! wave Up and at 'em!! V-Day is just 2 days away, so get your arses up and working on something special for your lover(s). biggrin

Lush didn't have a Poetry Competition this year that I know some of you used as an easy gift to your mate last year. So get hoppin'!!

And ... guess what guess what guess what????

Lil Kimmi has a Valentine for the first time in 21 freakin' years!!! surprised So, you bet I'm gonna rock it passionkiss (long story short, stayed purposely single to raise my son for 17 years, then got boyfriend who tragically died from rare Flu strain, then was hopelessly looking and Covid hit, and now finally found a 6'4 tall drink of water who actually likes me back!) worship :worship:

I hope you ALL have someone in your life to love whether parents, kids, pets, friends, or mates. We all need love! Spread it on Monday!! I promise you it's more contagious than Covid!

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Congratulations Kimmi! ❤️ Hope you and your new BF have a wonderful V-Day. The flowers for my “Sweetheart” wife arrived yesterday and look great. A Reba concert on February 4th with a Panoramic View Suite was how we started our celebration. Take Care and Be Safe!

Good Morning all! Just a pop in for a mug of Bertha’s best coffee and treats. Lots of paperwork to start on for tax filing. I don’t procrastinate this as it usually takes a few days to find all of the stuff from last year. Take Care and Be Safe out there. Ah the coffee is good today. Thanks!

Morning all, Just a quick cup of Bertha’s Best. Any chance it’s from Brown Dog Roastery in Salidia,CO? I could use some extra calories so I’ll look over the donuts. Stay warm as it’s cold and snowy at home. Take Care and Be Safe one and all!

Wishing one and all a Wonderful Happy and Healthy New Year 🎉🥂🎉

Hello all, Sorry I’ve been absent for so long. Been busy in the RL and trying to adjust to this new layout of Lush since Labor Day’s switch. I miss the getting email notifications. How’s about a pre dinner Bourbon on the Rock. Thank You! Take Care and Be Safe!

Good Morning One and All the Venture here this fine Morning. Sorry for my long absence but RL has a way of limiting free time. I would Love to wish “Happy Mother’s Day” to all those women who are Birth Mom’s, Mom’s by Choice (adoption), Step Mom’s and like a Mom to so many. Also a thank you to you lustful makes who helped make it possible. Hope you all have a Wonderful Sunday and hope to be able to share a cup of coffee or drink with you again soon.
Happy Thanksgiving to all! Counting all the Blessings we’re Thankful for.
Good Evening All, It's been over 2 weeks since I've been able to visit Rump's as I got a call from my boss taking me back out of "semi-retirement" for a 2 month Project. Of course it was 1K miles from home so I had a lot to finish at home and a lot to get ready now. I'm behind in reading of stories, replies to friends and hanging out here at this awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar. I hope all are Well and Taking Care of themselves and family so Be Careful out there. Until next time Can I have night cap please?
Thanks Carl, Sorry that I haven’t been in recently. RL has kept me busy. Just got a call this weekend about a project in Alabama that hopefully I will be going to. Hope everyone stays healthy. Coffee please!
Hello Any chance for a Night Cap before my shower? One or both should help me relax. Hope all had a Good Day and Another one tomorrow!
Thank You and Take Care and Be Safe!
Afternoon All, Is there any Sweet Tea available? It maybe 90 degrees but the heat Index is 110 in the sun. You gotta love this Midwest Heat and Humidity it sure makes the corn grow. It’s to hot to mow the dead grass in my yard.
I looked other at “that plagiarizer” site and it appears that they will took any and everyone’s story and post it as her name with over 1k of stories. The copyright still there from their copy and paste. I wonder if it’s the site owner doing it to promote the site?
Take Care and Be Safe everyone!
Evening All, Coffee please I’m still recovering from a medical procedure today. Feeling very tired as the anesthesia finally worn off. TG so sorry to hear about all of your recent experiences. Verbal wait to see what happens after you start on Medicare, every day you’ll be getting Supplemental Coverage offered.

A Interesting thought I had is, “What’s the difference between a Flirting Husband and a Cheating One???” It’s what the Wife will do to him if she catches him!!!

Well Good Night All, Mask up and Take Care and Be Safe!
Congrats to the Winners and Excellent work by Team Rump in the Top Ten! With Rump as a Coach how could you not do well! lol ?
How’s about A Leinie Summer Shandy please. They fit the season so well. I did manage to witness the Comet, Milky Way and other celestial stars while in Colorado last night. Thanks for the beer!