If she's facing me, eyes, mouth, face, shape, in that order. If I'm seeing her from behind, legs, ass/hips, overall shape, in that order.
My opinion is that thread titles should be more explicit about what the thread is about. That way I don't have to revisit dumbass threads because I forget they're dumbass. For example, this thread would be better titled "Dumbass thread about whether cyber sex excites you."
Ass. But that's lower on the list than legs, eyes and smile.
Towel on the bed. Showers shortly after. No Problem. I never had a problem with blood and my wife loved the results. Wetter faster, cramp relief, great orgasms.
Mentally? or physically? At my age there's a difference.
I've thoroughly enjoyed conversing with some interesting men. One was an Apollo astronaut. I would love to talk with certain writers, Neal Stephenson would probably top that list, but it would be a long list. I admire the minds of highly creative and intelligent people, especially if they remain passionate about their field for decades. It might be more appropriate to call that a brain crush, if that didn't sound so gruesome.
A CFM smile will get me every time.
Damn! I've been trying to pace out all my Creepy McCreeperton questions so they wouldn't exhaust y'all, but...
I have sat back and wondered whether you creep-busters will run out of snark to answer with. You haven't failed to entertain so far.
I know you asked the gals, but I advise you not to waste your time or your money. Men and women both suck at buying lingerie. Prostitutes succeed because they learn financially what sells. Almost all men, consciously or not, buy lingerie to reveal what they want to reveal. Almost all women, consciously or not, buy lingerie to conceal what they want to conceal. The odds of success are infinitessimally small. The dramas involved play out in almost every relationship with the same results. The lingerie goes unworn or the guy acts impressed with something that isn't all that impressive.
A gift certificate lets her waste your money the way she wants to. So if your only goal is to do that, try to act convincingly pleased when she shows it to you. That a better option than buying what you think she'll look good in. That pleases neither of you, because it will sit in the back of her lingerie drawer until the faeries ruin the elastic. If you make the mistake of going shopping with her, try to correctly guess her hints about what she wants to buy and let her buy it. It doesn't matter if it does nothing for you. She will never understand that you can't control what appeals to you and she will punish you for that. You're supposed to give her credit for trying no matter how unsuccessful the result. This is one of those things where a true meeting of the desires is extremely rare. One or the other is sacrificing for the sake of the other. It might as well be the guy, because, let's face it, we can be satisfied with anything that doesn't require a nuclear bomb to get into.
All women are built for sex, so I prefer the more descriptive terms, built for comfort (curvy) and built for speed (petite). Both have their attractions. The woman in your avatar photo looks like a comfortable ride.
Women who drive trucks get flirted with, especially by working class guys. Driving a truck indicates a lot of good things. Less fussy, more down to earth, more honest, more reliable, more good bitch, less bad bitch, etc.
I generally see it as someone who will have sex with people without the intent of pursuing long term relationships. No judgement intended.
Slightly but noticeably smaller is completely normal. Almost every woman has that. There's some kind of relationship between which hand is dominant and which boob is smaller, but I don't remember it. It seems to show up most clearly when a woman is in a doggy position and they're dangling. It certainly is not a turn off for me and I don't think even a wide disparity would bother me, but I'm not really a boob man.
What Clu3 said, plus just the responsibility/burden of becoming a surrogate parent if you get into an LTR, especially without full parental privileges.
I once dated a woman who had a 5 year old kid. I had no real concerns about losing her back to her ex-husband, but the idea of stepping into a "ready-made-family" was something I approached with caution. We never got near that far.
I heard of a guy who got turned on by smelling farts. Anybody's farts. Even his own. He was supposedly a fart connoisseur and somebody who deliberately ate fart food so he would fart a lot.
