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Quote by Mazza
Yup, it means butt for you guys... It means pussy here, but When I think of it, it brings connotations of poor hygiene... You can call someone a fanny, and that's much the same as calling them a dick...
I saw a Brit waving her hand over her crotch as if to fan the air away when she used the word fanny, so I figured it meant something unpleasant.
Incidentally, did you know that bum means ass here, not down and out?
There was a great comedy skit on Saturday Night Live, where Mike Myers (Canadian, don't blame the US)) was doing a Brit accent and Danny DeVito (Amurican, fuck yeah!) was doing Danny DeVito.
MM: Oi! Are you peekin' at me bum?
DD: Hey! Are you lookin' at my ass?
It's probably on youtube.
You can use bum as a verb... To bum someone means to fuck them in the ass...
Bloody hell! Bugger that! ;)
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Quote by Skyla425
Absolutely not a trick question. Unfortunately I'm dead serious when I say it's not something that gets me off. I really don't think all my partners have been bad at it because I've heard from other women that they got off when ate out by the same person as I have.
I know at least one other woman that doesn't. She's self conscious about her taste and aroma and the proximity to her asshole. She's also germaphobic about mouth bacteria causing UTIs. Those worries impede her ability to get into it, despite the fact that I've given her all the encouragement I can. She's overcome them on occasion, but that requires alcohol and that has its consequences. Everyone has their quirks.
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
And I think moist in any context is the most awkward word in the world when spoken out loud. I cringe every time I hear it. I don't mind reading it, though.
LOL! The main character's mom on Dead Like Me hated when her daughter said moist or moisture. Mmmmmmm, moisture. Sounds naughty.
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Quote by Sassygirl21
So when I'm walking down a hallway or something and I see a man carrying his coat, briefcase, bag or what have you directly in front of them, I assume they are hiding an erection. Do you assume the same? Or does the thought not cross your mind?
I was walking through a crowded hallway in a university dorm once on a Friday night during a mixer (a hard liquor mixed drink party). I had a coat folded over directly in front of me because there were 8 one ounce bags of pot inside it. This hallway was really crowded and the music was really loud. Some of the light tubes were removed from the ceiling near the large "study" room where people were dancing. All I was thinking about was getting the dope through the crowd so I could go on about my business. Suddenly the tone of the crowd changed. There were both men and women all around me and my crotch and ass were getting felt by at least five hands. All I can say is that they didn't feel like man hands, but there was no way to know for sure because we were packed too tightly. I kept a firm grip on the coat but my forward progress got completely stalled as about 60 drunk and stoned people turned into a writhing mass of limbs and torsos. Suddenly, some girl well behind me screamed and everybody stopped groping.
I was definitely hiding an erection as I got through the crowd and continued on my way. Now, I know what you all are thinking, and the answer is, nope I didn't lose a single oz.
This has been your 1ball college recollection of the day.
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I post in Ask the Gals frequently. I usually wait for a while to let women answer the questions first. Women post in Ask the Guys frequently, so it's only fair. But your issue is really one of qualification to post as a woman. As long as there's a disclaimer of your true nature in your profile, anybody that complains is just being a little too fussy.
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If you wouldn't have a twosome with her, you might not want to have a threesome with her. In fact, that might be a way to find out whether you can trust her in a threesome. Tell hubby you want to get to know her without him (if you do). Then if there's no chemistry he can still work with her.
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Quote by LadyX
It's more or less an everybody/family-friendly place. They try to make it 'fun', by giving everybody a card with a dubious celebrity's name on it, and so you know your order is ready when that name is called. It's the kind of place with funny photos and odd license plates on the wall. Certainly not the wink-wink sexual type vibe of "breastaurants" like Twin Peaks or Hooters.
I would guess they have a rule against giving the discount to underage patrons, at least when they're there with their parents.
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What I'm wondering, is how it would feel to get the discount once, but not the next 10 times that you went there. Would that cause you to work harder on your workouts or dress sexier or maybe go on a night when there's less competition or maybe never go there again?
As far as the sensitive women. I could see how women would feel bad if the restaurant made a big deal out of awarding the discount to someone else. I could also see it being a problem if the women who get the discount act like children about it. I'm not familiar with the place, but if the theme is gawking, I would think they're targeting a certain crowd and aren't too worried about who they alienate, like Hooters isn't all that worried about the women they alienate.
As far as the sensitive women. I could see how women would feel bad if the restaurant made a big deal out of awarding the discount to someone else. I could also see it being a problem if the women who get the discount act like children about it. I'm not familiar with the place, but if the theme is gawking, I would think they're targeting a certain crowd and aren't too worried about who they alienate, like Hooters isn't all that worried about the women they alienate.
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Followers or friends? The main value of following here is to see when an author writes a new story. You get a notification for that. So if you're an author and you want followers, establish a rep for writing stories people will want to be notified about.
If what you really want is lots of friends, the easiest way to get lots of them is delete your account, create a new one as a bisexual female, pick an avatar that shows lots of female cleavage, write a profile that invites both men and women to have cyber-sex with you, post lots of nude pics of a beautiful woman in your image gallery and you'll have lots of friends.
If what you really want is lots of friends, the easiest way to get lots of them is delete your account, create a new one as a bisexual female, pick an avatar that shows lots of female cleavage, write a profile that invites both men and women to have cyber-sex with you, post lots of nude pics of a beautiful woman in your image gallery and you'll have lots of friends.
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Quote by 1nympholes
mmm
sounds like some of those are fun and some of them I have them been a player.
Most often, there is a presumption that some form of abuse of authority is occurring. Teacher-student, for example, presumes an abuse of authority, because the student could be coerced for the sake of grades, fear of punishment, etc.
Doctor-patient, President-intern, cop-speeder, guard-prisoner. All involve a question of whether the second is being coerced, even if they are giving informed consent. But it brings to mind that quote by Bill Maher on sexual harassment, "who's looking out for those who want to screw their way to the top?".
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Leaving a note as a secret admirer can really alter the mood of someone. It can be an excellent way to help someone who is down after they've just broken up with someone, especially if the someone was a real asshole. It's romantic unless the note crosses a line into lewd or reveals privacy-invasive knowledge. People like to be noticed in positive ways and they may like the idea of a guardian angel. Who wouldn't love to get a note that said, "You looked delicious, yesterday."? Might be a different story though, if the note said, "You looked good enough to eat, yesterday."
I was asked by a woman friend to write some romantic notes once. She needed manly handwriting. She said she was using them to help a friend through a breakup and she said it worked. Not sure about the ethics of that, but it didn't seem like a bad idea.
I was asked by a woman friend to write some romantic notes once. She needed manly handwriting. She said she was using them to help a friend through a breakup and she said it worked. Not sure about the ethics of that, but it didn't seem like a bad idea.
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Quote by im_lush
WHY is someone labelled a 'troll' just because they give an opinion that differs from the majority? Who has the right to say which threads 'have anything to do with someone' or not? Isn't this a public forum? Isn't everyone entitled to their opinion without being flamed? If someone disagrees with the general consensus why is what they said not considered contributing in a 'positive' way?
You're quite right that the subjective term "troll" can be used to cause "groupthink" by quelling dissenting voices. But some people bring it on themselves through a pattern of negatives without positives. Always reading the spewed vitriol from someone who is always looking at the negatives gets old. Painting all of the members of one gender with the same broad brush in a negative light is a reflection on the painter. Maybe if his name was Menareusuallyignored he would ruffle fewer feathers, but a posting history can transcend a single post that may have seemed to be not particularly offensive.
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Causing a pregnancy proves that his dick works in every sense of the word. It proves he's neither impotent nor sterile. Both proofs are necessary to beget heirs and as much as people like to believe that old mindset is obsolete, they still congratulate guys who spark as if they've done something really important to their masculinity. Having chosen not to have kids, my wife and I get the assumptions. Either one of us must be sterile or we must be interplanetary travelers from some place where they grow replacements in tanks.