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AbigailThornton
Over 90 days ago
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A friend of mine watched all six Star Wars films (in numerical order) with a member of the next generation. The kid asked "what went wrong" when they got to Star Wars as the effects were so poor. He realized that he isn't the target audience - and won't be for the next round of films. I'll take them for what they are.
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Quote by Liz
Would a photo of my boobs clinch it do you think?
A photo of your boobs would probably win both competitions!
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You're reading a hell of a lot into this situation. This woman likes to keep in shape and likes to know that she's attractive. You're assuming everything else.
It might surprise you to know that some women don't give a hoot that their husbands put on weight. Perhaps she's responsible - perhaps she cooks him loads of fancy meals when he's home. Perhaps she stays in shape because she's afraid of losing him. By your own admission you know nothing about the husband. You also know nothing about the marriage. Don't be surprised to find that this woman expects only coffee if she does accept your invitation and that everything else is just your fantasy.
It might surprise you to know that some women don't give a hoot that their husbands put on weight. Perhaps she's responsible - perhaps she cooks him loads of fancy meals when he's home. Perhaps she stays in shape because she's afraid of losing him. By your own admission you know nothing about the husband. You also know nothing about the marriage. Don't be surprised to find that this woman expects only coffee if she does accept your invitation and that everything else is just your fantasy.
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None.
For me, Lush works perfectly as it is. By using existing categories, you can find what you want and avoid what you don't want. The categories work best as broad strokes. The story tags allow for finer categorisation - which is why it is important that authors use them... and the search function up there in the top right is one of the best I have ever used.
I've written about witches, machine sex, dinosaurs, reluctance and never had a problem finding them.
For me, Lush works perfectly as it is. By using existing categories, you can find what you want and avoid what you don't want. The categories work best as broad strokes. The story tags allow for finer categorisation - which is why it is important that authors use them... and the search function up there in the top right is one of the best I have ever used.
I've written about witches, machine sex, dinosaurs, reluctance and never had a problem finding them.
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This is brilliant, brilliant news, Jess. I'm absolutely thrilled for you. Can't wait to hear more details!! Congratulations!!
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So many to choose from... longing to say 'Kashmir' but 'Dazed and Confused' for me.
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It's not something that you'd normally call someone directly is it? In its purest form it's a label so would be used in a discussion by lads about women. A MILF is passive - a target of lust, whereas a Cougar is an active older lady on the prowl for younger meat. Stifler's Mom in American Pie is a blend of the two.
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They know that I'm happy in the bedroom but I tend not to reveal details.
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Quote by naughtyannie
I think you'll find that when most girls get to talking about their boy-friends together, there's not much bragging goes on. Sorry guys, but your egos would soon get a kicking if you could hear some of the things that get said ;)
Ain't that the truth!!!
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It's my job to trim him - so I get to choose the length. Shaved on my man is all kinds of wrong.
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OK - answering as something of a porn connoisseur it's different every time, depending on my mood. Sometimes I want perfect picture quality, sound and everything else. Sometimes a crappy muted clip is enough. What I really want to see is people doing things that *they* love doing... that I want to do or have done to me at that moment in time.
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Quote by Elling50
An american feminist once wrote "Thank God for impotent men" meaning that they had sex mor attentive to their partners need and satisfaction stimulating them with oither means (hands, tounge, toys) instead of only chasing their own satisfacion through the intercourse.
But most stories written by women on Lush focus and yearns towords the penetration, the physical connection.
Would you want to have sex with a man who could give you lots of orgasms, but no penetration?
That's the problem with that argument right there. A guy with a hard-on can do all that other stuff just as well as a man who can't get it up... but then he can penetrate his woman as well. I'm not knocking feminism but men aren't mind readers. A woman needs to say 'faster' 'slower' 'deeper' or else she won't get to say 'Oh, God yesssssss!!!! Right there. Please just keep doing that!!'
These are enlightened times. If he ain't doing it right, you've got to put him right.
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This question reminds me of the old joke that ends:
"My mum says girls are better than boys," Jane says.
"No, they're not," says Johnny pulling down his shorts, "You haven't got
one of these!"
Jane looks at him, raises her skirt, and pulls down her panties. "My mum says
that as long as I've got one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!!"
"My mum says girls are better than boys," Jane says.
"No, they're not," says Johnny pulling down his shorts, "You haven't got
one of these!"
Jane looks at him, raises her skirt, and pulls down her panties. "My mum says
that as long as I've got one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!!"
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I never had any problem asking guys out, perhaps because of having older brothers - there were guys hanging around all the time, just waiting to be asked.
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You should get drunk and have a word with your friend - you'll probably find that he was wrapping his sister's underwear around his cock when he masturbated and then throwing it in the laundry.
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Quote by DikDango
Something about watching those machines banging into women really gets my juices flowing.
Has anyone ever tried one?
Would you like to try it for size?
Try my story Love Machine
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Mmmmm - This has to be one of the weirdest questions I've ever read - David, you do know what and clit is and what it does? Right?
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Quote by naughtyannie
Why would you do nude yoga in a group if not to get a sexual kick of of it?
If it was part of the activities organised by an official naturist organisation, that's different, but otherwise - come on! lol
Now, I do sometimes do exercises naked by myself in my room because it does feel good. But doing it with a group? It's just different, and not for me at all.
(By the way, I was a bit worried by the reference to girls coming to the class for their "fist time". I rest my case!!!)
I spotted that. What kind of yoga is that??
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My BF would never be able to get any of my underwear over his muscly legs - but I'd much rather see him in a nice crisp pair of his own underwear. If a man has got a panty fetish, I'd much rather he wrapped them around his cock while he masturbated - at least then I could just wash them.
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You shouldn't ask so directly. That'd be putting her on the spot and even if she would like to experiment, she'll probably say no (unless you're filming a porno). Go slooooooow. Touch her bumhole, make her ass a part of your sex routine. See how she responds (a fit of giggles and screeching is a good start) Make it feel good for her and it'll plant seeds in her mind. If she likes what you're doing, after a while (weeks) as you spoon her, try saying something like, "Imagine my cock is in your bum," and be GENTLE. Barely move your cock. Talk dirty to her. "God, your ass feels amazing around my cock." Make it a fantasy of hers and it's more likely to become a reality of yours.
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I don't own any short shorts - but a short dress or skirt with really pretty knickers is good for me.
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Yes.
My Boyfriend.
We were dropping some files off on a Saturday morning. Only the cleaners were around and they'd already been in my office. My poor chair still squeaks in complaint at what we did on it.
My Boyfriend.
We were dropping some files off on a Saturday morning. Only the cleaners were around and they'd already been in my office. My poor chair still squeaks in complaint at what we did on it.
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I'd have to say my BF but there's a very high concentration of sexy people here on Lush... if anyone's looking, Lush is a great place to start!
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First off, you need to read a bit of body language to see if she's interested - repeatedly catching a girl looking at you across a bar is a good start. Then look at her and smile, tip your drink at her. Go over and say, "Hi, I'm Michael," and shake her hand. If she's got great nails, say so. Ask her if she did them herself. If not where? Oh right where's that? That's near where I used to (work / school yada yada) Bang - you're in. Make compliments specific. Play to your strengths. If you're funny, make her laugh. If you can dance, dance with her.
Don't look at her cleavage but can follow up the initial compliment by saying that you noticed her because of her (hair, shoes, style, the way she was dancing, whatever) be friendly with her friends but don't notice them. Don't look at other girls while you're with her. Smile a lot. Be casual but let her know that you like her, be interested in what she says. Let her know that you're interested by asking her about stuff you talked about 10 minutes ago / an hour ago. Ask for her number. Then call her, as soon as you leave. "Just checking!" you say.
Don't look at her cleavage but can follow up the initial compliment by saying that you noticed her because of her (hair, shoes, style, the way she was dancing, whatever) be friendly with her friends but don't notice them. Don't look at other girls while you're with her. Smile a lot. Be casual but let her know that you like her, be interested in what she says. Let her know that you're interested by asking her about stuff you talked about 10 minutes ago / an hour ago. Ask for her number. Then call her, as soon as you leave. "Just checking!" you say.
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I wouldn't say it's frowned upon but "big" boob jobs have seem to be going out of style in favor of more subtle enhancement (if at all).
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Quote by naked_journey
I think my boyfriend wants me to be more of a slut and I'm not sure how to go about doing this. Hes always looking at skimpy-clad women online and in front of me. Not sexually really, just to look.
I want to make him happy so I want to get more comfortable with my inner slut but I'm not sure how to do that. I really mean "inner slut" with my style and personality. I'm already a big flirt and neither of us would be comfortable sleeping with other people. Tried that. How can I be more appealing to him but remain dignified?
Any suggestions?
Your boyfriend is an immature prick who doesn't deserve you. He is making you feel insecure by looking at other women - which is making you compare yourself to their appearance. A relationship is based on more than looks alone.
You want to make him happy? Great. But he needs to make you happy too. Connecting with your inner slut should be about you, not him.
Never, ever set out to change who you are (style and personality) to please someone else. It won't work and will make you unhappy.
People mould together within the comfort of a good relationship - you kind of knock the edges off each other - but it's something that just happens.
My advice to you - talk to him. Tell him how his behaviour is making you feel. If he doesn't change, you need to dump him and find someone who wants you.