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AbigailThornton
Over 90 days ago
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Looks like a good start to a stag do
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This was a wonderful competition - my congratulations to all the winners but especially Annie - that was one of the best pieces of writing I've read in a long while - a very worthy winner!!
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Not that I know of but I have been seen while changing - my bedroom looked into my neighbour's bedroom and vice versa.
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Quote by Liz
Simon's Cat is an animated cartoon series by the British animator Simon Tofield featuring a hungry house cat who uses increasingly heavy-handed tactics to get its owner to feed it.
Sounds good already right?
You can check out his YouTube channel here: http://www.youtube.com/user/simonscat/videos
Simon's cat is ace!!!
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Quote by brigit
Have you written a story about these rugger chaps?
That's a really good idea. I used to call them 'The Odd Balls' perhaps that'd be a good title.
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I was grateful for having watched a few pornos and as BelleduJour said, I was more than ready.
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Quote by dan8786
I wanted to ask if you ladies had a preferred site and method of seeking casual/fun partners and how many of you actually do it? A lot of the free sites seem to contain only spammers or males pretending to be females. Genuine women seem hard to find. On the the more reputable sites, the ladies appear to get swamped with so many offers that it is hard to get a look in.
My questions are then:
1) Do you look on line?
2) Where?
3) What gets you interested in a guy?
I would like to hear from singles, couples, bi's or lesbians. Please..
PS:
This is my first forum post and I hope it hasn't already been asked - I did have a look and couldn't see one.
Here's my top tip:
Turn off computer.
Leave house.
Go to pub / Join club / gym / whatever.
Talk to women
Good luck!!
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When I was at university there was a large contingent of 'rugger chaps' on my course. Any time beer got involved they were naked by the end of the night. Not sure that it counts as actual flashing.
Never done it myself but seen all sorts (mostly things that would be better kept in private)
Never done it myself but seen all sorts (mostly things that would be better kept in private)
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I used to sneakily borrow my brother's Gillettes. He ripped his face off but my underarms were wonderfully smooth 
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You could borrow Rex and Warrington from my 'Lizzie's Lost World'. Might give you a laugh to imagine them guarding your shop. (Rex does get the shits when he eats meat though!)
More seriously, you could get one of those (fake) security cameras or security lights... and you should report it to the police - it is a crime and they will do something about it. (Something which involves an excessive use of the truncheon hopefully!)
Good luck!!
More seriously, you could get one of those (fake) security cameras or security lights... and you should report it to the police - it is a crime and they will do something about it. (Something which involves an excessive use of the truncheon hopefully!)
Good luck!!
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Quote by hughizzy
Having been on here for a while now, I've noticed that lots of guys have full on cock pics in their profiles, some even as avatars.
Just wondered what the ladies thoughts were on this.
Do you like to see cock pics in profiles?
Should they be restricted to sending privately between members?
Or not at all, don't want to see that full stop?
I was quite surprised that there are so many as it was my (possibly misguided) opinion that in general women found this a bit 'full on' and didn't want to see it!? However this is obviously a very sexual site, so maybe this is something that is considered a positive on here!?
I'd be interested to know your thoughts (and yes I would be prepared to post cock pics lol)
Pictures of genitalia aren't permitted in avatars but apart from that I don't really mind. It doesn't do anything for me - it doesn't turn me on, but neither am I offended in any way.
A cock is a (rather important) part of a man's body - some guys feel the need to share and I suppose that it's better that they do it here on Lush than at their local park or supermarket.
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Quote by purpleshade
Hi ladies
As the title suggests do you cum before/ after/ or with your partner?
If your partner cums before you how do you deal with this?
Ideally before, after and with.
I say, "You sir, are a scoundrel and a cad and I demand satisfaction!"
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Quote by JohnC
Or how about this? Why is it always this or that? Why can't a man be good in bed, have good stamina, have a big dick, look great, have a great personality, etc.? And remember, the same person doing the same thing twice can cause different results. Your mental state has a LOT to do with how satisfied you are, given the exact same circumstances.
I find, no offense intended, so many of these questions to be completely ignorant of how sex and attraction actually works.
I feel sorry for all those men who are crap in bed, with no stamina, have a really small dick, look awful no matter what they do, have no personality etc... (chases Sprite into the undergrowth)
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My boyfriend was very shocked when I did the big reveal about writing sex stories but he got over it quickly enough. Since you're just starting out it could be very hard to survive a strongly negative reaction - you'll lose Lush or him.
When you say 'share' Lush - what do you mean? If you mean reading stories together, just try it out - don't log in; say that you've found a site you enjoy and see what he says. The best way is to talk to him about it and see what his reaction is.
When you say 'share' Lush - what do you mean? If you mean reading stories together, just try it out - don't log in; say that you've found a site you enjoy and see what he says. The best way is to talk to him about it and see what his reaction is.
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Quote by nicola
Sometimes life is so disappointing Sprite!
1 week until deadline.
A reminder, stories with less than 10 votes don't qualify.
I don't remember reading that anywhere. I thought all the submitted stories went into the pot and the judges get to chose their favorite story. In the case of disagreements the judges get locked in a room where they fight until all the other judges surrender - like they do when they're choosing a new Pope.
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I've had no problem making the '000 000' part of that number... it's just the one at the beginning which I'm finding tricky
Thanks for another great link.
Thanks for another great link.
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I write all the time; in my head if I haven't got paper / laptop handy. I wrote the first lines of my 'Lush Limericks' in my head after the bus I was on switched its engine off on the way to work (it was ahead of the timetabled schedule). Everyone else was tutting and getting frustrated while I was sitting there laughing to myself as I recited:
"There once was a young girl called Annie,
Who had an extraordinary fanny,
When she sang a song,
It sang along,"
over and over looking for the last line. There were lots of angry, frustrated people on that bus... and there was me annoying them even more. I actually heard someone ask, "What the hell is wrong with her?"
One advantage from that little episode - no-one sits next to me any more.
"There once was a young girl called Annie,
Who had an extraordinary fanny,
When she sang a song,
It sang along,"
over and over looking for the last line. There were lots of angry, frustrated people on that bus... and there was me annoying them even more. I actually heard someone ask, "What the hell is wrong with her?"
One advantage from that little episode - no-one sits next to me any more.
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I want to have fun; I want to play with words; I want to create worlds; create characters and then share them. I want to take all this crazy, sexy, funny stuff that has been lurking in my head and get it out there. I want to give people pleasure - I like to surprise them; make them laugh; and yes, I like to make them come (it is erotica after all).
Writing challenges? Well, I've managed to incorporate witches, terminators and a tyrannosaur into my recent stories. I know what's coming next and it's even bigger.
My writing goal for this year was to publish ten eBooks. I've done six so far, with two more partially complete and a load of notes and half-finished ideas. I've sketched the outline of three novels but can't imagine that I'll get round to writing those for a while.
As I said at the beginning - I want to have fun and Lush is a massive part of what makes this fun.
Writing challenges? Well, I've managed to incorporate witches, terminators and a tyrannosaur into my recent stories. I know what's coming next and it's even bigger.
My writing goal for this year was to publish ten eBooks. I've done six so far, with two more partially complete and a load of notes and half-finished ideas. I've sketched the outline of three novels but can't imagine that I'll get round to writing those for a while.
As I said at the beginning - I want to have fun and Lush is a massive part of what makes this fun.
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I love it when a story that has been trapped in my head suddenly floods onto the page: soft generalizations come into sharp focus; my characters start driving their story, giving me their words, demanding my attention. My heart pounds. Oh my God, she's not going to let him... suddenly I'm there, wrapped in their world; my breath catches in my lungs; I'm hot. I'm wet... typing with one hand... my thighs clamping together as I work towards the climax.
I'd say that I get as aroused as it's possible for a woman to get.
I'd say that I get as aroused as it's possible for a woman to get.
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Just in case you need another reminder why commas are important...
Spelling is important too:
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Mix it up. try and slip the odd 'throbbing love truncheon' in as well!
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Quote by HotBttmInBriefs
I have voted on every story I read here. I didn't at first but have gone back on even those and scored and commented. It is just a habit of mine. I have a similar opinion as the one who started that I reserve my 5 votes for stories that I truly feel deserve it.
If that makes another author want to revenge vote me then that is their choice not mine.
I love what Milik said on how he voted and not wanting to bring the score down. But the problem with that is the person who thinks that way in reverse. I have met those on other sites where a person will vote the stories above him on a list down so that his rating will go higher and he will go higher on the list.
I have never worried about ratings and whether to vote or not. On other sites I have just given out 5s generously, but here I just don't feel the need to do it. Maybe I am thinking wrong. But after my first story got rejected and I had to spend more hours reading and getting it corrected, my thinking began to change. My next 3 stories I spent countless hours on and they were all accepted. then my next story got rejected twice and I spent hours and hours rewriting and changing.
I just feel this site has all these guidelines and rules, and writers go through so much to make sure their stories meet those guidelines, that I just don't feel giving them a 5 just because they are my friends or whatever is the right thing to do. I just take my voting on here more seriously on this site.
I just feel if it is supposed to be a popularity contest then why go through all the struggles for excellence in writing for this site?
I'm sure that a lot of authors appreciate the effort. I find that I read most of the stories on Lush as a Moderator, so I'm looking for technical problems - I should read more as a 'reader'.
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Superb - thanks for sharing. I didn't mean to watch it all but Stephen is magnetic watching. The only book of his that I have read is 'On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft' but I'm planning on reading more.
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There is no way you'd catch me wearing one of those in public. I'd just be waiting for it to fall off!
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My boyfriend buys all my underwear, so every piece is something he has chosen... but even within those, there are particular favorites which get a particularly strong reaction.
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I used to use it quite liberally - it kind of goes with the territory of writing about sex I suppose. My boyfriend literally stopped in his tracks the first time I used it in front of him. "Please don't use that word, ever." I felt like a naughty schoolgirl