Odd that the latest piece of gym equipment was located in the dusty basement; odd too that there was such a long line of women waiting to use it. The claims on the posters were typically outlandish: Makes it easy to get started increasing muscle strength and improves circulation. The technical blurb claimed 50 speeds and 600 watts of power and an easy-to-use navigation system. 'You can manually adjust the intensity levels...

My parents were really strict about me being alone with boys in my bedroom while I was growing up. As such, I was a big fan of the back seats at the local cinema and spent an unreasonable amount of time sitting in stationary cars, testing out the suspension and upholstery. That background is my excuse for what I did to Alex. Alex was ‘the Korean kid’. He was very different than the rest of us 'Middle England' 16-year-olds...

“I fucked your Mom last night… in the ass. Again. She loved every second.” I rolled my eyes. “You are one sick fuck, you know that?” “Svoboda, Svoboda. Don’t put it in there. You’re too big!” “My Mom would never say that. No woman would ever say that. I’ve seen you. You’re tiny.” “Not in Famous and Fucked, I’m not. I’m enormous.” Svob made an action as though he was wanking a Giant Redwood which had sprouted from his lap....

“I may as well be a nun,” I complained to Tammy. “Even the most devote of nuns must have more satisfying sex lives than I do.” Tammy sniggered. “Somehow, I doubt that although I have seen some videos if nuns are your thing. I’ll send you a few links.” Tammy was a connoisseur of internet porn. If she hadn’t seen it, it didn’t exist. “Something with a really nice wimple might go down well right now.” “So… you want a nun who...

I was supposed to be babysitting, not baby-making.He was supposed to be her husband, not my lover.Those were my thoughts as he got into bed with me. It was his bed; he’d bought it, and the playroom at the end of the corridor. I’d heard him pad along the landing and go for a pee in the night, noting that he hadn’t bothered to switch the landing lights on. I’d thought he was being considerate; not wanting to wake his slumbe...

I was terribly upset.In the week since I’d lost my virginity, the boy of my dreams could barely be bothered to ring me. I didn’t understand why he wanted to spend time with his college friends when he could have been spending it with me.I felt rejected and used.He’d been so attentive and lovely right up to the time I’d let him stick his cock in my special place… and then I’d barely seen or heard from him. I’d never felt c...

“That should do it,” I thought, pausing to read through the particularly vile message I was about to send to my fuck buddy, telling her exactly what I planned to do to her the next time we RV’d. I knew she’d be shocked, possibly even angry for a day or two. The thought of Claire being angry made me smile; she was a great fuck when she was passionate. I sent my ‘suggestion’. The suggestion would make Claire angry but that...

 Criminal Damage.  Those words had been stuck in my head for days; they’d changed my life. “Does your daughter know you’re here?” Harry asked. “I said that I had a headache,” which was true – a stress headache. Angela was the kind of daughter to make a mum worry and her latest exploits had put me in a very vulnerable position. “And that you were going out for a run,” Harry said, acknowledging my Lycra running gear. “You l...

Last Saturday night I was having a girly night in with a couple of my friends for a change. We’re normally out and about at the pubs and clubs in Liverpool but we'd been out shopping… and had stopped for a couple of cheeky cocktails. Instead of hitting the town, we hailed a cab home, scattered the bags over the sofas in the front room and ordered a couple of dirty 12-inch pizzas from the local take-away.The pizzas took an...

“You’re dumping me, again?” I managed to drag my eyes up from Amy’s dangling breasts to her hauntingly-beautiful hazel eyes.“Sorry,” she said, looking thoughtful. I thought for a moment, running my hand along Amy’s naked flank as she looked down at me. “Is that what you came round to tell me?” I caught the guilty expression on her face. “You came round to dump me?” This time Amy shrugged – not an easy thing to do when you...

Let me introduce myself; my name is Jackson. Blame my mum for that. She had a one night stand with a guy named Jack when she was 17 and thought it’d be funny to call me Jack’s son when I came along nine months later. She loves me, for sure, but the woman’s a flake. Always has been. She also jokes that I’m pretty normal, considering the amount of drugs she did during her first trimester. Didn’t notice she was pregnant.Dozy...

 I got ready, making sure in the mirror that the bulge of my cock didn’t show through the silky smooth material of my black skirt. Lana had changed my relationship with my cock; I’d hated it as the most obvious symbol of my maleness, but since she loved my cock and I was falling in love with her, I felt different about the slight bulge spoiling my lines. Aside from the bothersome bulge, there was no denying that I looked...

I’m a nice guy. Everyone knows me as such, which is why it hurts that I’ve cheated. And I’ve definitely cheated: there’s a tick in the ‘taken orgasms off someone other than my wife’ category.   After being married for ten years, that’s a big change. I admit that I’ve looked at other women but I’ve never acted on anything… so long as you don’t count what goes on in my head during my private time every morning after the wif...

“Boring?” Carson chortled to himself, scattering empty beer cans as he hauled on the pulley’s chain link. The suspension of the militarised Ford F-150 groaned as it was relieved of its heavy burden. “I’ll show her boring.” The ‘her’ in question was Karen Foley, fifty-something kilograms of unadulterated sex – the kind of woman who could reach into a man’s underpants with the suggestive flick of an eyebrow or gouge-out his...

“Oh my God!” Laura said, with a wild look on her face. “I just saw one of your housemates.” I twisted towards her and screwed my face up into a ‘so-what’ expression. She was so excited that she couldn’t get the words out. “Naked!” Laura threw her hands in the air as though she’d just found out she’d won the lottery; I sank back into the sofa and took another sip of my herbal tea. Perhaps disappointed by my lack of interes...