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The answer is obvious when you think about it - Lushies are clearly *much* dirtier than the average man and woman. I know I am :-)
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AbigailThornton
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
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I collect little ideas from all aspects of my life. After catching them, I let them swim around in a big glass bowl like the frogs in Jabba the Hutt's palace until they're big and strong. When I sit down to write, I reach in, grab the biggest, best idea and plaster it to a page (or screen) and share it with everyone else. All the other ideas sit there watching, quietly shitting themselves. However, ideas have short memories and are soon happily breeding and eating each other again... and so the cycle repeats.
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For those who have read my story, Famous And Fucked, this is how close the technology already is:
For those who haven't read the story, this is a video of what I look like when drinking a glass of wine in the bath - except for the washing machine in the corner - that would ruin my zen
For those who haven't read the story, this is a video of what I look like when drinking a glass of wine in the bath - except for the washing machine in the corner - that would ruin my zen
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Quote by GaynorBlue
Water sports and nipple and pussy clamps. The rest I would not be able to mention on Lush
That sounds like a deliciously intense combination :-)
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I had the advantage of having three older brothers who spent a lot of time, effort and money in selectively bringing back the kinds of women who knew a lot about sex. For me, there was no mystery as to what sex was. It was normal. I was genuinely shocked by what my friends didn't know.
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Quote by simplyjohn
Today in Asda when I found the rump steak half price.
*laughing*
Can't beat a bit of cheap rump!
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Quote by Stampede
March of 2012
*laughs*
Then feels guilty in case it's true
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I will forever be Kate's loyal sex slave *ahem* I mean subject. *Imagines Kate telling me to do stuff*
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Quote by Sweet_Reese
I have just had my second story posted at Lush and this one strays from the normal story at Lush as it is purely a narrative with no dialogue. I am curious among the readers here as to how important dialogue is to you finding the story interesting. This particular story just came pouring out of my mind, one evening during about a one hour stint at the computer. It was originally done as a complete narrative and I considered going back and adding some dialogue, but found I was more proud of it just coming out of me in one setting. I also was writing it in the style of someone relating an incident that had happened to them to a friend, perhaps and there would not be any dialogue in a story-telling of that type.
That said, I still would like to hear feedback as to whether the absence of dialogue takes away from your interest in the story that you are reading.
Thanks for your feedback
Reese
Exactly this - your last story uses reported speech. It's not that it has 'no dialogue', it's just a stylistic choice of how you are reporting the characters' speech.
It's a good feeling when a story flows like that.
Personally, I prefer to read and write direct speech.
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Quote by JulieTopper
I have been reading a few erotic stories recently, mostly written by men.
When they eventually get to the sex, usually with a lot of scene setting,
the guy is masterful and manages to give the woman an amazing orgasm.
This is so unrealistic. I find that while orgasms do happen in casual relationships,
it is definitely not the usual. This kind of male fantasy makes their books
unrealistic and disappointing.
I try in my own books to reflect more of the usual experiences that we women
have with casual partners.
The point of erotica as a genre is to give the reader something to masturbate to. If you're not doing that, you're writing some other genre with some sex in it.
You're writing gritty Glaswegian non-female-orgasmic sex. If this is what gets you off as a reader, you're probably not going to enjoy fluffy bunny hyper orgasmic sex.
Even shit lovers can hold a vibrator. :-)
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Quote by Sweet_Reese
As the author of a grand total of one story so far on Lush, I have a couple of questions for the great writers that exist here......
1) What motivates you to write?
2) How do you find the time to write?
I thoroughly enjoyed writing my first story, but between having a job and a life once I get home from that job, I find it very difficult to carve out the time to work on my next story.
Your thoughts will be greatly appreciated.....
Reese
1) I've always written, and even when I don't get to put the words running around in my head down on paper / keyboard they're still in there... and there's more and more of them building up all the time. It's just who I am.
Writing is a pressure release - if I don't put the words down on paper, I get kind of mentally full and stop functioning.
2) I actually switched my working pattern and condensed my hours, which saves me an hour a day. I dedicate this hour to writing - it can be quite intense and I feel as though I'm burning the candle at both ends sometimes, but ultimately it makes me happy.
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Quote by RejectReality
Ever go to look something up, so you have a basic understanding of a place/subject/etc. to make a story setup work, and fall down a rabbit hole?
I wanted to use wood turning as a means of bringing the two MCs together for another silly little stroke story, and popped over to YouTube to watch a couple of videos. I was looking to pick up some terminology — nothing more.
Now I'm subscribed to three wood turning channels and I'm never going to look at a dead tree or chunk of firewood the same way again.
Makes me think of Parks & Recreation / Nick Offerman
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Quote by sprite
if the story is good, it won't get boring no matter how long it is. if it's not good, it'll probably be boring after one chapter.readership will fade, no matter how good the story, with each chapter. that's just the nature of serial chapters here - my advice, tho, is to publish each chapter a week apart, if possible. the longer the gap, the more likely people will kind of forget about it. :)
Cracks knuckles over keyboard.
Must...
Type...
Faster...
What I do is start with good intentions of writing an epic multi-parter and then get *ooh a butterfly* distracted and start writing something else. Before you know it, five years have passed. I don't write as much as I used to, which means my pile of 'to write' is growing faster than my 'written'. Don't do that.
Write the story until the characters are tired and stop telling you stuff. Then stop. :-)
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I love all kinds of books. I have to be strong not to buy them all and make a nest out of them. I love nosing around libraries and proper second hand book shops where you're in physical danger if you knock into the stacks of books...
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Quote by ChandlerAja2
I can not imagine a girl not enjoying cum, unless he has a strange diet.
The Avoiding Swamps Diet
Ever feel heavier near a swamp? It's not in your head. In 1727, Thomas Short observed that fat people live near swamps. His treatise titled The Causes and Effects of Corpulence introduced the only logical weight loss tip he could deduce: Move away from the swap.
The Graham Diet
In 1830, Sylvester Graham was a Presbyterian minister and early vegetarian who believed people were fat because they had too much sex. Although his diet of abstinence and veggies didn't last long, he's known today as the father of graham crackers.
I don't like the sound of that one.
These and other weird diets...
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Quote by LK213
Pour some sugar on me, Def Leppard
A damn fine tune, Sir... I'll put that on my playlist after Love in an Elevator - Aerosmith
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Quote by Likaboss
Moist.. Easily the best word ever.. ?
Gorgeous is also a favourite
Agreed.
I like squeeze as well.
And Merkin because it's so ridiculous that the word should be needed.
I like *a lot* of words
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eBooks aren't the only option. There are quite a few porn magazines/sites out there that buy erotica, a handful offering professional rates (5 cents a word or so). Plus, it's cool to have your stories on actual porn sites/mags, which get a ton of traffic. Just remember Vonnegut got his first stories published by porn mags.
Most of the porn mags are really struggling / already dead. It's s generational thing I suppose - why would you buy a mag in a shop when you can browse for free at home? I used to make a fair wodge of cash writing for the top shelf... brings back happy memories :-)
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I like to see faces so that you can see their reaction to whatever is going on. I tend to substitute myself into the scene when I'm watching porn.
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Quote by Wallstreet_Wolf
I do Love all music, but this is the type of song I roll up the windows,and crank up the volume. Only when I'm by myself.
That's brilliant :-)
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Publishing is one of the few ways that you can get paid again and again for doing work once. I like it when I get paid for something I wrote five years ago, knowing that I had a choice of knuckling down to write or hitting another episode of some box set. Whether it's 'worth it' is a personal choice. Over 99% of people would be financially better off spending that time stacking shelves or any other job that comes to hand. Writing is not well paid unless you're lucky and good at it.
It is probably more difficult than ever to make money from writing erotica since the world is awash with free options and myriad paid alternatives to whatever you choose to write. That being said, the only guaranteed way to fail is not to try.
It is probably more difficult than ever to make money from writing erotica since the world is awash with free options and myriad paid alternatives to whatever you choose to write. That being said, the only guaranteed way to fail is not to try.
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Yep. Underwear is optional as far as I'm concerned. I like the freedom sometimes.
If you mean sleeping, no.
Yep. Accidentally and on purpose.
If you mean sleeping, no.
Yep. Accidentally and on purpose.
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Quote by Meggsy
That I would enjoy watching. Providing it went into your mouth.
I know more guys that wanted to - and chickened out at the crucial moment taking their own product.
It's an actual thing - that something which seems like the hottest thing in the world pre-orgasm becomes very unappealing post orgasm... and this makes it tricky for a guy to lick up his own spunk. I've made guys come on my belly and tits and then made them ferry their spunk to my mouth with their own mouth if they want me to eat it. That works.
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You can totally tell when someone is really feeling it - it's like the rest of the world has ceased to exist.