The most common reason being 'by mistake'.
There's a story when they were on the right way round when you left the house, but are inside out by the time you get home. :-)
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AbigailThornton
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by chesh78
Not for me, thanks. Though one of my old bosses was once passing by a tattooists shop and on the spur-of-the-moment decided to get a Prince Albert piercing through his cock. God alone knows why...
Spur-of-the-moment?
*Eyes watering*
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"Wow, you're really good at this... you could make a lot of money at it!"
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Quote by naughtyannie
My authentic voice is filthy minded drunk slapper. Cos that's what I know best.
I'm drunk now lol. Friday evenings eh?
The voice in my head is very filthy, although I'm so used to it that I think it's normal.
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Quote by sprite
*Stares in horror* books are sacred. always carry a bookmark.
Exactly this. You wouldn't know that I'd read a book by its physical appearance. No page-folding or spine bending.
A young woman I work with folded over the corner of her book when I went over to talk to her during lunch. I make some disapproving noises which made her cheeks flush like Chinese lanterns at New Year. Apparently she'd never done the page-folding thing before and promised to never do it again. We talk so much now that we don't get around to reading anyway.
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None... yet. About to put my Dragon pants on for St David's day. They're designed to make a girl feel all hot and bothered...
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"Or i think that at least". You need to talk to him. When you do this, or don't do that, I feel this. Don't be confrontational. Just talk.
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"I knew a bi-sexual woman once. She told me it was better to give than to receive and after what she gave me, I was inclined to agree with her."
This is an unused line of dialogue which has been bouncing around my head for years. I remember chuckling to myself as I scribbled it down on a an old receipt, desperate to capture it before it was lost to the ether. Such a wonderful paradox. I just needed a character into whose mouth it would fit :-)
This is an unused line of dialogue which has been bouncing around my head for years. I remember chuckling to myself as I scribbled it down on a an old receipt, desperate to capture it before it was lost to the ether. Such a wonderful paradox. I just needed a character into whose mouth it would fit :-)
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Yay!! Mahoosive congrats to Mistress Sprite, NaughtyAnnie and Burquette :-) There's some seriously fabulous writing to enjoy throughout the competition entries...
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The bottom of the first glass of wine, sharing with someone special...
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I wouldn't 'discover it' because we talk openly and honestly about everything. It can be pretty brutal at times but at least we know where we stand with each other.
As Keira already said, porn is different. You consume porn like any other commodity. You refer to it as 'chat room nonsense' but it's obvious that you're aware there is a difference that your girlfriend won't appreciate - she may react in the same way as if you announced that you were having sex with one of your work colleagues, because to her, having sex with someone in a chat room is just an extension to reality.
As Keira already said, porn is different. You consume porn like any other commodity. You refer to it as 'chat room nonsense' but it's obvious that you're aware there is a difference that your girlfriend won't appreciate - she may react in the same way as if you announced that you were having sex with one of your work colleagues, because to her, having sex with someone in a chat room is just an extension to reality.
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Rogue One. Twice. Loved it.
London Has Fallen. Oh dear. Terrible CGI. I spent a lot of the film trying to remember Radha Mitchell's name.
London Has Fallen. Oh dear. Terrible CGI. I spent a lot of the film trying to remember Radha Mitchell's name.
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Quote by sprite
Does people asking me to stop writing them count?
That nearly made my tea go up my nose... and I'm usually so good at swallowing! [Abi! Behave!]
I've had lots of suggestions, especially with multi-part stories on Lush and ebooks from readers saying that they'd like to see this or that happen or 'I don't like where this is heading'. Sometimes I let the feedback guide me but most of the the time the characters know what they want to do, and who with and I just let them get on with it :-)
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Quote by Blue_Eyed_Lady
I do not know if some of you, have the same trouble as I do sometimes. I do find it easier telling a story from anything else like, describing what's happening in the story, what the character is thinking that sort of thing. But, when it does come time for doing a pleasure scene or doing sex or intimate scene I usually freeze up or mess it up. I try to be particular as I can. Just so I'll know what some mods would look for in a sex scene? I'm asking these I am still a Rookie writer. I don't think anything is wrong with asking these questions, is it? Like it is easier doing sex part when you are playing with someone on here in black box chat or private chat. You don't have to worry too much. But when I do a sex scene in a story you have to be very careful and delicate with it.
( p.s I'm not being very particular right now with my grammar, so I hope some of you know what I'm asking or saying.)
Why don't you try writing a story where the sex scene involves two (or more) people chatting and use the skills that you're happy with to tell the story? I've done the same in a couple of my stories.
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It's actually something that I'm working on... I can get myself right to the edge of orgasm with simple breathing techniques but I can't get myself over the edge. Yet.
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What works depends on the situation - there are no rules. Sometimes it's nice to have someone who can't wait to get stuck in; sometimes it's nice to have someone tease and then please. Some of my friends don't like oral sex at all - they're too wrapped up in 'how do I taste / smell' to relax and enjoy anything that's done 'down there'. Experiment and listen - listening and reading your partner is very important.
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I play a game with a friend of mine when we go out for a hot chocolate (or something a little stronger) where we attribute fetishes and sexual predilections on passing members of the public. This involves both us imagining people naked and then comparing notes. It's a lot of fun.
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Quote by naughtyannie
That's our little secret!
Unless she wants to reveal how great I was, of course.
Annie's really, really good
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I seem to be designed to have a pair of orgasms - the first is quick and sharp, the second gives a much deeper satisfaction. If I'm having a session, I can easily keep going and going...
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I like it lying on the bed with my legs hanging over the edge with my lover on their knees on the floor. Anything can work, even awkward positions, if the enthusiasm is there. I like the sound of "leaning back in a big stuffed chair, with my knees spread over the arm rests."
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Do you gals like being eaten out every time having sex (a must) or do you prefer sometimes not to be eaten but just straight sex only?
I never want anything *every time* I have sex. The way that works best for me is to build the anticipation. Tell me how hungry you are to lick and taste my pussy, hours or even days before. Show me that same hunger in your eyes and then follow through and you'll have me climbing the walls.
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Has your partner ever just fucked your brains out? What made it so transcendent?
This sounds like a combination of a hard headboard and an enthusiastic, unobservant lover...
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Quote by Kimasa
I think I heard someone mention the idea but it went through one ear and out the other
lol
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David Beckham and the rest of the Manchester United triple winners in 1999. Sir Chris Hoy, Jason Kenny and Laura Trott of cycling fame and various British politicians including Blair, Brown and Cameron.
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It depends whether I'm on the bus, at work or at home. I can be silent if I have to be... but can't help moaning if Sprite is reading poetry to me. Her version of the Shaven Raven is epic.
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When I was playing with my first cocks, I always liked to see the fruit of my labours. I had a theory that the amount of cum and the distance it was fired equated to how well I was doing as a lover. Having a guy go off to the bathroom to deal with the contents of a used condom made me feel as though I was missing out on an important part of the sex.
Being on the receiving end of a cum shot can satisfy the "secret porn star" in anyone's fantasies.
Being on the receiving end of a cum shot can satisfy the "secret porn star" in anyone's fantasies.
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Same question.
Has anyone out there made the jump to ebooks with fiction originally published on Lush? I have ebooks on Amazon, but never tried erotica. If you have, did you get significant sales? Do you have any advice?
Has anyone tried publishing individual stories for 99 cents? Has anyone tried a story collection? Or are novels the way to go?
Okay, last question...how do you approach Lush to pitch an erotic book? There's a link earlier in this thread, but it is broken.
Yes - A Star Is Porn was originally published on Lush. I got this email:
During a review of your KDP submission(s), we found content that is widely available on the web. You can do an online search for the content inside your book(s) to discover which sites are offering the content for free. Copyright is important to us – we want to make sure that no author or other copyright holder has their work claimed and sold by anyone else.
To confirm you have publishing rights to and control where you distribute the book(s), please provide all of the following information:
1. The URLs for all websites where this content is published
2. An explanation as to why the content is available online
If the books are in the public domain, please confirm this and include the information you used to make this determination. We may request additional information to confirm the public domain status.
Please respond within 5 days to , and include the title and ID of your books in your reply. If we do not receive the requested documentation, your book will not be made available for sale.
The only place it was available was Lush, so I just hid the story and replied to say that I'd done it.
Most self-published ebooks on Amazon or elsewhere sell no copies at all, or as close to zero as makes no odds. Your book is a grain of sand on Amazon's ebook beach. My advice is to make your grain of sand as pretty and shiny and unique as possible so that if someone does happen to pick it up, they'll want to keep it.
If you do a really good job, they'll go and look for other grains of sand just like the first one.
Has anyone tried publishing individual stories for 99 cents?
Yes. Works for some authors - probably if you've got high visibility. Didn't work for me.
Has anyone tried a story collection?
My stories have been clumped in with other authors' grains of sand. I did it because it was fun.
Or are novels the way to go?
One grain of sand on the beach? Depends how much time / energy / commitment you've got.
Write good books.
Write a lot of them.