I've read many stories here about people's "first time". They all seem to have been blissful, with simultaneous orgasms and nothing but pleasure. My first time wasn't quite so successful. It was the nineteen seventies. We were supposedly living in a permissive era, but it was passing me by. I was eighteen and still a virgin. I was something of a late starter. I had met my first proper girlfriend shortly after my 17th birt...