Here I was sitting at the bar, nursing a beer, wondering how I got here. The answer is simple: I am a stupid man who let his fantasies out of the bag and into the open. Why did I ever think it was a good idea to let my wife in on my fantasies? Did I even want them to come to life? I cannot believe she listened and then ran with them before I could really consider everything, let alone comprehend the consequences. Well, la...