I’m sitting on my sofa; the TV has the news on, but I’m not really paying attention. I’m waiting for my phone to buzz and play the message tone. My phone does buzz, but it’s not the message tone; it’s another alert for some sort of app. My excitement grows, then I hear the message tone. I grab my phone and look at the message. It’s from her. Mistress Hi. How are you? Me Hi, I’m good, thank you. Mistress So you want to exp...