Too many genres of music to claim just one person. Gotta break it down.

I love the ones with the stupid story lines. The dumber the better. Like when the girl gets stuck under the table/in the window or with her head inside the dryer! LOL!

No. Because most women like fireworks. Most women drink while watching fireworks. Most women get drunk. This lowers their inhibitions and gives guys like me (and there are more of us) a chance to get in their panties. NOTE: I don't like women who wear panties. That is all.........

Bran muffin and black coffee. I'm trying to lose weight. I have always loved bran muffins. Usually they're with a 3 egg omelet (ham, cheese, jalapenos, mushrooms), a half pack of bacon and a large glass of milk. I'm trying to do better. lol.

Tired of being in this closet. But I must admit. Daisy Taylor could make me kick the door down! I wouldn't give a shit what anyone said!! Daisy!!! Free me!!!

Just have a simple conversation with him. In the middle of it say, "Speaking of blowjobs, can I give you one?"

Woke up this morning

Oh man Oh man

A big ol pecker

in my hand

Open my eyes

and then I see

that pecker

don't belong to me

My god I hope that

I don't choke

Big ol pecker

is in my throat

Sucked it hard

I did my best

Shot his cum all

on my chest

Either way, every day!!!

What's a clit? LOL!

I've been disappointed too many times. If I'm interested in a person, I don't like talking about sex. All too often the conversation doesn't live up to the actual act. If they seem worthy, I'm good for 2.5 times (I'm 58 years old)! And that's without the use of pharmaceutical products......not that I've ever used pharmaceutical products....I mean....the viagra iin my medicine is for cataracts.....yeah....for cataracts.

Actually, I did last night. Was in bed thinking about a guy that I want to get with. Every time that he crosses my mind, I get an erection. We've been playing cat and mouse for some time. I missed visiting at work, and he gave me hell about it. I was sitting across from him, and my cock was drooling! He knew it. We have a mutual friend at work that knows that we flirt with each other. He keeps telling me, "Just talk to him." I can't wait! Trying to figure out a way to get him alone. We both know what's going to happen. Gorgeous lips and sexy as fuck!! God, I won't be satisfied until I'm balls deep in him. Damn! There I go getting all off topic;. Well, it was about him, and I had what I call a "full body" orgasm. I could feel my balls emptying...it was so damn amazing!!! There. I'm finished.

Not enough midgets. I want midgets that stutter.

Absolutely and it is on my bucket list. When I get rich I'm finding "Daisy Taylor"!

All too often people use alcohol as an excuse to try things that they wanted to do but didn't have the courage to do. "I was drunk" is a convenient excuse. Anyone that has sex with someone that is "obviously" unable to consent to the act should be jailed. I'm totally, totally cool with the "tipsy" theory, but flat-out drunk is no fun.

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(I've developed a very close friendship with a much younger woman. I'm 68 she's 41 I think we both want to take it to the next level. Without ruining our friendship how do I move forward.

Depends on how much you value the friendship. Sex is a sure way to seriously damage it. Once you go there, everything changes (from my experience), and you can't get it back. Be sure, be careful, and make sure that she/he feels the same way.

Consider sex to be work. Cum is the cash that you get paid at the end of the week. Don't waste it!!

It was great. I planned it in my head over and over. Watched a lot of porn to get ready for the night. The recipient was quite surprised and yes he did give me the mother load in my mouth. I think it was the fact that he really didn't expect it and how the mood was set. Will never forget it. Became my biggest fetish. Damn! Now I have an erection!!

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There's a gay man that comes to within 1500' from my house and visits. He stays a few days. He's on the gay app I use. We have chatted some. But he won't reveal himself.

Be careful the "life is like a box of chocolates" rule applies.

They would drop dead.

I love it!! Had a friend that had a fantasy of dressing up as a whore. She wanted me to pick her up on the street, take her to the woods, fuck her brains out and leave her with $20. We got into character and it was great!!

A married coworker. She had my head messed up. We would have sex every other day at work. Best sex I've ever had. No drama. I was so fixated on her that I didn't know that we'd gotten paid til three days later. Her cum was like mayonnaise and I loved when she'd sit on my face and explode. God I miss her.

I love giving it. When I first did it with my ex she said, "you really really like doing that huh"? I can cum while going down on her and she said that's unusual for a man.

Definitely on my bucket list.

I like STUPID porn. You know, when the girl gets stuck under the coffee table or in the dryer. The dumber the story line the more I enjoy it.

At work. We do it 3 times per week.

oooooooook!

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Well I for one like to look at the surroundings... the furniture, art perhaps on the wall, the paint colours etc. Always looking for inspirational ideas for my own home. 😇 oooooooook!

I'd love to do an interactive story with someone. Met a female online a few years back. Our chemistry was amazing. I started off with a sentence and it felt as if we were actually in the time and place that we were talking about. Can't find her. We were thinking about writing a book. Anyone interested?