I took the day off because I worked over the weekend and was just too tired to go in. My plan was to sleep all day, but as soon as I woke up I decided to roll myself a joint. I’m always horny, but I’m extra horny when I’m stoned. I rolled the joint in bed and nestled in to smoke it. I was only wearing underwear because that’s how I prefer to walk about the house. Even though my neighbours can all see in my windows. No one...