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Yep...sometimes its funny, occasionally its sweet. Other times its annoying. It depends on the person, and how they do it.
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AudriNichols
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United States
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I have before, when I was younger. Now I try to keep everything, no matter how silly I think it is. But...I still lost everything when my computer died on me suddenly. I lost a decades worth of notes, character profiles, outlines and research. It still hurts...
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I think this is the funniest thread on the forums!
I currently have two characters who are supposed to be getting together...but she's freaking out, and he's freaking out because he's never loved anyone before and she won't talk to him, and really, I just want to handcuff them together and tell them to just get the fuck over it and talk to each other. But no...she has to run off to join a missions trip to Africa. Blink. REALLY? I know next to nothing about Africa, accept almost all the wildlife there can will kill you and its hot as hell there. So now he's insisting on huffing it all over Africa to find her.
ME: Geez buddy, if you want to get laid that badly, I'll give you a hooker to play with.
HIM:"But, But...I love HER!" Whine whine, bitch bitch.
ME: I don't have enough wine to deal with you right now.
I currently have two characters who are supposed to be getting together...but she's freaking out, and he's freaking out because he's never loved anyone before and she won't talk to him, and really, I just want to handcuff them together and tell them to just get the fuck over it and talk to each other. But no...she has to run off to join a missions trip to Africa. Blink. REALLY? I know next to nothing about Africa, accept almost all the wildlife there can will kill you and its hot as hell there. So now he's insisting on huffing it all over Africa to find her.
ME: Geez buddy, if you want to get laid that badly, I'll give you a hooker to play with.
HIM:"But, But...I love HER!" Whine whine, bitch bitch.
ME: I don't have enough wine to deal with you right now.
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His soft lips brushed my sensitive folds. The sensation of his teasing made me shiver with sweet anticipation. “Please, taste me.” I begged.
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Your self talk is what will make or break you. All that matters is what you think of yourself. It really doesn't matter what anyone else thinks of you.
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Quote by paul_moadib
It's for this reason men need a higher insurance premium.
ROFL...Yeah, in hindsight, I probably should have made more of an effort to cover up, but I was 16 at the time, and it was over 90 degrees that day. I was wearing a tank top, and honestly, no matter how covered up I am, the girls are pretty eye catching.
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I am most creative at night. I've never been a morning person, so as soon as the sun goes down, my brain wakes up. That is when I try to do most of my writing.
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I once had a man swerve and run off the road because he was staring at my breasts and not paying attention to the road. He hit a mailbox.
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Quote by ChrissieLecker
I've deleted all but one. Finally something I could dare to do while I'm high on flu meds
Thank you. I hope you feel better soon.
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I have no clue why, because I don't eat pizza that often (only order it two or three times a year), but every once in a while, I really crave pizza after sex. It has to be a Supreme Pizza with the works: Canadian Bacon, Sausage, Olives, Green Peppers, Mushrooms. I never ever want pizza any other time. Luckily there is a 24 hour mini mart down the road so I can make late night emergency pizza runs.
Typically though, I just want juice, or a brownie.
Typically though, I just want juice, or a brownie.
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My Favorite is Grilled Chicken Chilie Club
Grill or broil 2-3 chicken breasts in the oven, dice or shred meat when its cooled.
Cook Bacon until crisp but not burned. You want nice flat slices.
Stir together 1/4 C Kraft Mayo, and a Tablespoon of Green Taco Chilie Sauce, a bit of fresh ground pepper and Johnny's Seasoning Salt.
Add diced Chicken to Mayo mixture. Add more Mayo if necessary.
Spread Chicken on Toasted Wheat (I like 12 Grain), Add Slices of Bacon
Top with melted Pepper Jack or Sharp Cheddar, Sliced Tomato, Lettuce and slices of Banana Peppers or diced Ortega Green Chilies.
Sprinkle with a bit of pepper and top with other slice.
These are pretty filling sandwiches by themselves, but it goes great with Pasta Salad.
Grill or broil 2-3 chicken breasts in the oven, dice or shred meat when its cooled.
Cook Bacon until crisp but not burned. You want nice flat slices.
Stir together 1/4 C Kraft Mayo, and a Tablespoon of Green Taco Chilie Sauce, a bit of fresh ground pepper and Johnny's Seasoning Salt.
Add diced Chicken to Mayo mixture. Add more Mayo if necessary.
Spread Chicken on Toasted Wheat (I like 12 Grain), Add Slices of Bacon
Top with melted Pepper Jack or Sharp Cheddar, Sliced Tomato, Lettuce and slices of Banana Peppers or diced Ortega Green Chilies.
Sprinkle with a bit of pepper and top with other slice.
These are pretty filling sandwiches by themselves, but it goes great with Pasta Salad.
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I have no idea why there are so many repeats of my post. There must be a glitch?
Can some one please delete the duplicates?
Can some one please delete the duplicates?
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It depends on the type of story, but I simply can not get excited (in any form) over stories that lack decent plot, have unrealistic characters and no depth of emotion.
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It depends on the type of story, but I simply can not get excited (in any form) over stories that lack decent plot, have unrealistic characters and no depth of emotion.
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It depends on the type of story, but I simply can not get excited (in any form) over stories that lack decent plot, have unrealistic characters and no depth of emotion.
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It depends on the type of story, but I simply can not get excited (in any form) over stories that lack decent plot, have unrealistic characters and no depth of emotion.
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It depends on the type of story, but I simply can not get excited (in any form) over stories that lack decent plot, have unrealistic characters and no depth of emotion.
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It depends on the type of story, but I simply can not get excited (in any form) over stories that lack decent plot, have unrealistic characters and no depth of emotion.
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It depends on the type of story, but I simply can not get excited (in any form) over stories that lack decent plot, have unrealistic characters and no depth of emotion.
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It depends on the type of story, but I simply can not get excited (in any form) over stories that lack decent plot, have unrealistic characters and no depth of emotion.
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I did the survey. It will be interesting to see the results.
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Quote by Porgy87
Good lord, this has got me all hot and bothered. Is it part of a story? Whew, this is going to take a while... [BTW: Thank you very much!]
No...it's not part of a story. I was just trying to answer the question. Honestly, this is just ramblings of a sleep deprived author that turned out rather well. I think I'll do most of my writing at night from now on. LOL
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
Toscana Soup
Original recipe makes 5 servingsChange Servings
12 links spicy pork sausage, sliced
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
3/4 cup diced onion
1 1/4 teaspoons minced garlic
2 tablespoons chicken soup base
4 cups water
2 potatoes, halved and sliced
2 cups sliced kale
1/3 cup heavy cream
Directions
Preheat oven to 300 degrees F (150 degrees C).
Place sausage links on a baking sheet and bake 25 minutes, or until cooked through. Slice into 1/2 inch slices.
Heat oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Saute onions until translucent; add garlic and cook 1 minute.
Stir in broth, water and potatoes; simmer 15 minutes.
Reduce heat to low and add sausage, kale and cream; simmer until heated through and serve.
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So good!
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I remember having some as a child and thinking it was gross. Unless they made it taste better, I'm gonna say no.
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Chicken thighs stuffed with jalepeno, red bell pepper, onion and cheese, wrapped in bacon and grilled on the BBQ. (For some reason my family calls these "buffalo butts". I have no idea why.)
With green salad and garlic toast.
With green salad and garlic toast.
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Usually, but it's not a requirement, especially in the summer when it's too hot to breathe already. Cuddling sucks when it's already hot as hell.
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Women need to just start saying a great big "Fuck You, I'm Beautiful" to anyone who suggests otherwise.
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So long as I have a cold drink and a clean desk, I'm a happy writer.