When Alice and I left London for a beautiful south coast village, we never expected our lives to stagnate. The point of the move was more time together, a better quality of life and a nicer work-life balance. As students we were outrageous. We loved a drink; moreover, we loved having filthy, explorative sex. No inhibitions whatsoever. Once we qualified as teachers, London became too hectic and we moved away. Since then, w...