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Batman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
United States

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Is that what B-girl is called?

But, you make a great point Nic.
Didn't think of it that way.

Bat
Z- you're cruisin for a bruisin with Nic's Yacht

3 in a tub goes blub blub blub.

Bat
That scene in the beginning where she's swimming and is attacked;
you don't see it, but it hits the point - HARD.
Damn, I was hoping for a long fight.

Take that back and fight, ok make love not war.
This is a sex site.

Now, are you going to tell me a Sub is something you eat and not and 'Under' water yacht?

Bat



Kids just love our Little Sailboats. Floating them both on ponds and in the bathtub, they pretend to sail the oceans wide. This is one of our most popular toys! $12.90


Kisses Boss.

Bat
I didn't either. Oops.

And BB, that theme is great.

Bat
A United States Marine know how to use a computer let alone trun it on, Ya Right.

That reply belongs in the humor section.
















I'm hiding.

Bat
My understanding is that most shark attacks happen in low water - waist high. ? .

Never been attacked diving nor threatened.

Bat


They don't like Bat meat.
I'm not going to like you anymore, if you keep making me watch this CRAP.

Bat
Thank you for making me waste an hour watching Jef Dunhaaaaammmmm,

on a stick.

I love watching him.

Bat
I hate the reurns of those shows, but back then - they rocked.

As far as cooking and the kitchen things, I believe our 'Safety Orpinazations - OSA and NSF" are making us sick.

And BB - I miss it, too. I wish my kids would just try and do some of those things, instaed of I-pods and PS2 and DVD's. The things we had - we still have, if you do it.

Good stuff Chef.

Bat
Never seen the real thing, just pics.
There are crazy - cool - people out there.

Interesting story - thanks Chef

Bat
Something tells me you need it.

Chef and Pix will hold and Z - have at it.

Bat
Thank Rocco. I sent the family into orbit.

Now, how can I get the kids there? and the dog?

Bat
Sex Manual For Computer Experts

1. Be user friendly
2. Take bytes (nibbles..hehe)
3. Fondle joystick
4. Spread sheet
5. Fix surge protector
6. Activate hardware
7. Insert disc, all the way (yes! yes!)
8. Do it 'til it megabytes
9. Back it up
10. Eject floppy sad

Always thibk of our loveable programmer.

Bat
A young ranch hand walked into a seedy little cafe in Pampa, Texas.

He set down at the counter and noticed a weathered old
cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After watching the old cowpoke for about fifteen minutes, just sitting
there staring at the bowl of chili, the young ranch hand bravely asked
him, 'If you ain't gonna eat that chili, mind if I do?'

The old cowboy slowly turned to the young wrangler and
said, 'Nah, that's okay, you go right ahead.'

The young ranch hand reached over and slid the bowl over to
his place and started spooning it into his mouth.

He got nearly down to the bottom of the bowl, then noticed
a dead mouse in the chili.

The sight was very shocking and the young ranch hand
immediately barfed up the chili back into the bowl.


The grizzly old cowboy quietly said, 'Yep, that's as fur as I got, too.'





Bat

Remember, I don't write them, I just pass it along.
I have pics of stuff like that and " MORE".

That may have been at one the campsites there, too.
But not the campgrounds we go to.

Bat
I wandered for a minute:
But, I'm back.

First thing I received, I believe is:

And the question was:
'How many people does it take to screw in a light blub?'





I still love it.

Bat
Chef - we had that last night with cornbread.

Breakfast for supper - what's next!

Bat