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Humped till ya can't walk?

Question we really want to know - Daa.
It is a sex forum.

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This post gets a 1.


Void rating. No Comment added.

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You know, I have never spanked her.

Does it help?

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Happy Birthday Pixie.

Why is there no birthdays today on the fourm home page? I've seen them on other forums and sites. GAV ?

Well, have a blast Pix and grow older, cause the alternitive is?

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Like not agreeing with the last poster - she's nuts and knows it, ok the last 3 ladies that posted.

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And if that doesn't work, call me in the morning or afternooner or evening - even at night.
But not during mealtime. or COFFEETIME.

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That's a crappy I.P.O. system BB.
Where's the side extranial imput unit?


Butt, I do love those toons.

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I resent that test!


You answered "yes" to 53 of 100 questions, making you 47.0% nerd pure; that is, you are 47.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 53.0% nerd in you).
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 37%, based on a comparison of your test results with 576688 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 73.8%.

Isaid I have a degree in computers and close to a masters before I dropped out from burnout.
And the CI something A asked me to work for them - spying on you.

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Russian = фруктовая муха

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Arthropoda

Subphylum: Hexapoda

Class: Insecta

Subclass: Pterygota

Infraclass: Neoptera

Superorder: Endopterygota

Order: Diptera

Suborder: Brachycera

Infraorder: Muscomorpha

Section: Schizophora

Subsection: Acalyptratae

Superfamily: Tephritoidea

Family: Tephritidae

Can you say 'Smart ass?'

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We go through a case a week of those BB.
And 4 or 5 boxes of Hot Pockets . . .

Me it's COFFEE is my choice, cream & sugar. Oh yaaaa

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a 15 meg Wincester HD in 1981 was $15,000.

Remember the old dec readers and keyboards the size of a VW?

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After doing the 5 letter word - me, I'm toast.


TAXES, you asked.

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Thanks love - that's going to my congresspeople.

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An IBM 370 mainframe from 1980
Used it in college. Moved from that to an IBM 4341.
Got to run on a Cray 3 - once.

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For the rest of you - you can look, but not Susan and Tech.
Cause I ate his 'Hot Pocket'

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I like 'Hot Pocket', but I'm cheap, so I get the store brand for 1/2 the price.
And the breakfast ones are great.

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Did you ever notice that froozen peas are all the same size and color?

George did. That was great 'Stuff', BB.

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Staying away from this topic, but now:

HOWEVER...they really do get pissed off when the woman learns how to read a tape measure. Now why is that?


I would get pissed if she wanted to measure it to compare.
I don't compare.
I don't know how big I am or she is or isn't.
I know we fit. Is there more?

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Welcome 'urfantasy',

And may I say, that is my favorite flower.

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NOPE, need B home more.
She had the last 3 days off.

And summer is coming - Oh Yaaaa.

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Butt - then again & again & again . . .
I like slutty Bit*hes.

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Reminds me of a band at the Kahlar Hotel in the 'Toolshed' in Hibbing, MN back in 77'.
The drummer did a 20 minute drum solo. He did it all standing up.

Most Aw-Some drummer I've seen.

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I'm somewhere between #2 and #3.

Since there is no bourban, I'll stick with coke.

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Stay true to yourself Chef if they don't lik it Screw'em!!


No, that would make you a slutty bit*h
Of which you are neither.

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