How did I know, you would have that kind of reply.
You make it all fit.
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Batman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
United States
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Michigan State Police have recovered the body of an adult male (age
approx. 72) from Plum Creek at 8:45 AM.
The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol
consumption. An empty 12 Pack of Budweiser Beer lay near-by.
He was wearing a Detroit Lions jersey, black fishnet stockings and
a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.
The police thoughtfully removed the Lions jersey to spare the family
any unnecessary embarrassment.
approx. 72) from Plum Creek at 8:45 AM.
The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol
consumption. An empty 12 Pack of Budweiser Beer lay near-by.
He was wearing a Detroit Lions jersey, black fishnet stockings and
a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.
The police thoughtfully removed the Lions jersey to spare the family
any unnecessary embarrassment.
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As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy;
George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy:
Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!
I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his
inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy,
solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem,
solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and
mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity
theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the
Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government
and achieve world peace.
Then on the 7th day, He will rest.
Bat
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy;
George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy:
Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!
I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his
inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy,
solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem,
solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and
mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity
theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the
Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government
and achieve world peace.
Then on the 7th day, He will rest.
Bat
Active Ink Slinger
Irrumatio
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Irrumatio, also called irrumation and known by the slang terms skull fucking, throat fucking and face fucking is a type of sexual intercourse performed by actively thrusting one's penis into a partner's mouth[1] and throat. It may also be the thrusting of the penis between the legs, upper thighs (also known as interfemoral sex), or between the abdomens of two partners. Also known as dry sex.
The English noun irrumatio or irrumation and verb irrumate come from the Latin irrumare that means to suck or fellate
Nowhere does it say blow, meat whistle or skin flute.
But, I like it she can't sing when she plays.d6p7CtBn4FCKJUEG
Bat
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Sorry, don't think he's any differant.
Where did all his school loans and tution come from, his house $1 million after school come from, and so on?
He's no differant then the rest - words. $850 BILLION bail out form the rich - AGAIN. Giving us the crust in $500 and $1,000 refunds - that averages out to about $100 billion and $750 BILLION for the top 1% of 1% - which get the refund also.
CLAM, CALm, CAlm, Calm calm . . . Bat
Bat
Where did all his school loans and tution come from, his house $1 million after school come from, and so on?
He's no differant then the rest - words. $850 BILLION bail out form the rich - AGAIN. Giving us the crust in $500 and $1,000 refunds - that averages out to about $100 billion and $750 BILLION for the top 1% of 1% - which get the refund also.
CLAM, CALm, CAlm, Calm calm . . . Bat
Bat
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I have never really come out and said it, but the government does NOT represent the "IT'S" people. IT takes care of the rich. So the people have a job making $10.00 per hour x 40 hrs x 52 week x 2 people = $43,3200 per year - 80% (taxes) = $34,560 net.
While they get bonus of 1 to 15 Million plus pay while asking us to bail them out. But use it to buy a $40 BILLION plane.
Exon - 33% drop in profits for the 4th quarter, but recorded the lagest year on record of any Corp. with $43.5 BILLION.
And on and on it goes.
Batman
While they get bonus of 1 to 15 Million plus pay while asking us to bail them out. But use it to buy a $40 BILLION plane.
Exon - 33% drop in profits for the 4th quarter, but recorded the lagest year on record of any Corp. with $43.5 BILLION.
And on and on it goes.
Batman
