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BicycleBum
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States
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Quote by smoothwetkitty
What baffles me, is why guys tell you one thing, then like 10 mins later they say something totally different that hurts you. Then they come back and apologize and say they were wrong. Then they do it all over again a few times.
Because they are using throwaway lines. Just saying something so that you will think they are conversing with you. Since they didn't care much about what they said the first time, they don't remember it, hence saying something different the next time.
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Quote by Kimasa
The number one thing that baffles me is... why do they wait so long before they cut their toe nails?
Three answers to that are:
1) We don't think about it much until they start catching on our socks.
2) We're lazy about that kind of thing.
3) We like to pretend we are velociraptors with those toe-claw things.
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Breifs for years until I discovered the joy of boxers. Now it's boxers all the time.
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Goldilocks penis. Not to big, not too small. It's just right.
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The sexiest accents (women) in my opinion are English, Irish, Jamaican, and New Zealand.
