My wife and I recently went on a Caribbean cruise, I was out of town on business for a few days prior to our sail date; this left her with the job of packing both of our clothes and swim attire. When we got on the boat and unpacked all our crap, I discovered an odd surprise from my normally semi-shy wife. Despite all my years of telling her how beautiful and sexy she is, of which she ignores, she remains conservative and...

Davin’s business trip one week before our cruise was a mild annoyance, its left to me to round up all the last-minute things that we think we must have and pack our luggage. The worst part is that he wants me to find a new swimsuit for him; I know he hates shopping, but he is an adult and can certainly handle his own clothing needs. A thought pops into my head: if I need to get him a new suit, I might as well try to find...