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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana
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Quote by diversified
how do u post pictures on here?? i click on the insert image thingy and these come up ([img] [img]) and i try to put the URL in them but it only puts up a link and not the picture!! im so confused
When you click to post a comment, you click on the little yellow box in the selections. When you mouse over it, it should say image upload. When you click on that, the options will show up at the top right corner with two boxes that say browse and upload. Click on browse and you can select any pic in your computer. Just click on your pic and then click upload, then post and there you have it.
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Quote by Carmenica_Diaz
Never really liked the Betales.
Granted, haven't listened to all their stuff and probably had to be around in the sixties to appreciate the impact but...don't know what it is. A perceptive friend pointed out that the music I love is very emotional. The Beatles are definitely not emotional.
I am only 30 but I grew up loving the Beatles...thanks again to my mother, who taught me to love the music from the 60's, which is absolutely FULL of emotion and some amazing ideas. It is some of the best music out there. You should give it a try sometime...it might surprise you.
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You Are "All You Need is Love"
You are compassionate, kind, and giving. You truly believe that love can heal the world.
In some ways, you are a bit of hippie. You think that peace is still very undervalued in this world.
You feel like people make life too complex. Happiness is often as simple as just allowing yourself to be happy.
There isn't much people really need in this life. If you're truly loved, then you're lucky.
You are compassionate, kind, and giving. You truly believe that love can heal the world.
In some ways, you are a bit of hippie. You think that peace is still very undervalued in this world.
You feel like people make life too complex. Happiness is often as simple as just allowing yourself to be happy.
There isn't much people really need in this life. If you're truly loved, then you're lucky.
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From the stupid crook files:
Yankton, South Dakota: A woman was arrested at her step son's Boy Scout meeting. While watching a policeman demonstrate his drug dog's ability, the dog found a bag of grass in her purse.
Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was but the clerk still refused to give it to him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was, in fact, over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave them the name and address of the robber that he got off of the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
San Francisco: A man wanting to rob a downtown Bank Of America walked into the branch and wrote, "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line waiting to give his note to the teller he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank Of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. Reaching the teller, he handed her the note. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he was not the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank Of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to the Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK", and left. The Wells Fargo teller then called the police who arrested the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of America.
England: A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received, in the mail, a ticket for 40 pounds and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of 40 pounds. Several days later he received a letter from the police that contained another picture...of handcuffs. The motorist promptly sent the money for the fine.
Detroit: A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody Move!" When his partner moved, the startled bandit shot him. LOL
Charlotte, NC: A man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire, among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the norman fashion. The man sued...and won. In delivering the ruling the judge, agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed the check, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced him to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. Duh...
Yankton, South Dakota: A woman was arrested at her step son's Boy Scout meeting. While watching a policeman demonstrate his drug dog's ability, the dog found a bag of grass in her purse.
Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was but the clerk still refused to give it to him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was, in fact, over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave them the name and address of the robber that he got off of the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
San Francisco: A man wanting to rob a downtown Bank Of America walked into the branch and wrote, "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line waiting to give his note to the teller he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank Of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. Reaching the teller, he handed her the note. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he was not the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank Of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to the Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK", and left. The Wells Fargo teller then called the police who arrested the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of America.
England: A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received, in the mail, a ticket for 40 pounds and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of 40 pounds. Several days later he received a letter from the police that contained another picture...of handcuffs. The motorist promptly sent the money for the fine.
Detroit: A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody Move!" When his partner moved, the startled bandit shot him. LOL
Charlotte, NC: A man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire, among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the norman fashion. The man sued...and won. In delivering the ruling the judge, agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed the check, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced him to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. Duh...
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In celebration of 9/9/09 I am going to win the lottery, making myself a quick few million. I will then procede to quit my job and begin looking for a house somewhere where it will never snow. I am going to buy myself a hummer to get to that house and I will be headed that way by 10:00 tonight....stopping at Disney World on the way and every other place that looks even mildly interesting.
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http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-motion/
Looks like it would cost quite a bit if you want all the perks.
Looks like it would cost quite a bit if you want all the perks.
