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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana

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Maybe they were on there longer than I thought. Its very easy to forget the time while you are in there. LOL
I have an armband on my upper right arm. Its celtic with roses...designed it myself. They are really nice to have (little painful once you get to the inside of the arm) Totally worth it. Plus, I have a seductive fairy on my left thigh. I have questioned that decision but she is still pretty.

Tramp stamps look great on a woman with an awesome set of hips and a sexy back. Some places can put it on you temporarily so you can wear it for a few days and see what you think.

Ankle tats are usually very pretty on most women. I have seen one that looked sort of like a slave bracelet and went around the ankle, down the top of the foot to the toes. It looked elegant. (Top of foot=very painful)
I noticed today that people were being removed for inactivity...but it seemed like they were not in there very long before that happened.


I need a birdie av.
My score is

Decent 31% accurate

Thats funny...I can smack my live-in more accurately than that.
Woops...I missed this thread. Happy Belated 4th of July! We had ours yesterday because mother nature had other plans Saturday.









It is a powered paraglider. The guy (who is supposed to be very experienced) crash landed it into the power lines at work about a month ago. The power company told him he should have been fried...I told him he should have been fried but he walked away without a scratch. He kept pulling on the strings to try and get it down and I told him not to electrtocute himself while all of the neighborhood kids were watching. He tells me, "Strings don't conduct electricity." I was like, "Hey, remember the story with the kite and the electricity? Get away from it!!" He has now been banned from the airport.
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Who gives a fuck if he is dead? If you didn't know him or his family, you have no reason to be in any kind of mourning, for Christ's sake!


Well, arent you just a little ray of freakin sunshine?!?!?


Ignore him pretty birdie ....LOL!



Ok...but just this once!
Grrr....I downloaded it and still cant get it right. Dumb blonde
I have a pic for this thread but it is way too big!!! How do I fix it?
I made it to the end. It kept me mildly amused while I was at work yesterday. It kind of reminds me of the big red button.

Big Red Button
Wonder if they had the picture printed up, framed, hung on the wall and then stood back and said, "Yeah, looks good. Good pic of the team!"....and that detail didnt even occur to them.
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from your wrist to your elbow is the same size as your foot! Go ahead and try it........its true!!!!!




holy shit! its true

ummm...ur middle finger shuld b about the same size as ur dick


Maybe you should have said length? But I am not sure I would even believe that.

The song La Cucaracha is actually a humorous song about a cockroach hooked on Marajuana. The composer wrote the song after listening to smokers talk about how funny it would be to see insects under the influence of pot. Ironically, one of the few plants in which insects show practically no interest is Cannabis Sativa...
*lands next to Miss Kitty*

Would it make you feel better if I let you catch me today?
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Who gives a fuck if he is dead? If you didn't know him or his family, you have no reason to be in any kind of mourning, for Christ's sake!


Well, arent you just a little ray of freakin sunshine?!?!?
Wouldn't it be awful if every time someone died the world focused on every bad thing that person ever did?

Michael Jackson was an amazing artist...starting so young! He changed music forever and changed the way the world viewed music from other races. I grew up loving him and his music and I am not ashamed to admit that I sat down and cried when I heard the news last night. The world has lost a great musician.
When you wake up to the sound of birds on your windowsill...only to find out they are buzzards.
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Come here little bird.
I wann...I won't eat you!


Come on little kitty...Try to catch me!!
Well, I must tell you all that for my 10 minute lush fix for the day this was a lot of fun to read. LMAO
HI EVERYBODY!!!

Just a quick hello because I am currently without electricity at home...not even at home right now. Will be that way for at least 2-3 more weeks. The computer at the hotel I am stuck in has that web nanny crap and I have been trying two nights to guess the password but am having no luck. Oh well....

Miss you all!! Be back soon...I hope.
This is something I would like to know too...I cant seem to find anything for free and even limewire says it costs money. Guess I dont know all the tricks to get around that either.