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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana

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I didnt want you to get lonely while I made you breakfast in bed.
I will stick to my Dollar Tree sunglasses. Its funny how I can spend $10 on a pair of sunglasses and within two weeks they are lost/broken...but I go and spend $1 on a pair and they will last me 6 months or longer.
The most unusual place was in the site announcements thread. Hahahahaha!!!! just kidding
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EEWWWW!!!!
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Asi papi...si, mas, mas.....asi ayyy mas fuerte....asi papi asi....asi asi.....SI SI SI..........LOL!


There she goes again!! Im gonna need an audio demonstration on that on, please. smile
I dont remember Dora The Explorer teaching that line...
Here is an alternate approach to people who vote a two. Imagine them sitting there reading your story. When they get to the end they say to themselves, "OMG! This is one twisted woman!!", and they score a two because they are afraid to admit that what they just read made them jizz all over themselves.
You're welcome. You just need to remember that you can't win everyone. Everyone gets a buzz when they get high scores...I think that is just a given.
Yes it is a rule now. And besides...I just took a look at your stories and you rarely get scored lower than a 3. You have good comments and praises....Look at that, not the one or two low votes you actually did get a while back. You have a lot of high scores. Forget about the finicky few or it will drive you crazy.

Your average story score is 4+ on most of them...Not something I would be complaining about.
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charming question,ryario very subtle! is that your favourite chat up line lol!


About as charming as your av


Yeah...its about as exciting as a deflated balloon animal.
Thats right. You should stand out in the open so that everyone can see you.
I saved this pic from another thread a long time ago. Funny as hell!!!