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Birdie
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When my home phone and my cell phone start ringing at the same time.
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Your fairy is called Columbine Goblinfilter
She is a bringer of riches and wealth.
She lives in mushroom fields and quiet meadows.
She is only seen on midsummer's eve.
She wears lilac and purple like columbine flowers. She has gentle green wings like a butterfly.
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Quote by diversified
spot the ducky in this one??


OMG!! HOW DID YOU GET THAT PIC OF ME?!?!?
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1. I fell from the top of a very tall slide when I was 2 and fractured my skull. The doctors said that I would not make it through the night.

2. I was a Girl Scout as well...and the top cookie sales girl for 5 years running.

3. I once got punched in the nose by a girl named Sunshine.
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Quote by roccotool
Why are women driving, anyway?


Shouldn't they be cooking?

Runs for it...



Just for that, I am going to take your Reddi Whip away.
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She looks terrified! You know that look, right before you scream, HOLY SHIT!! WE ARE GONNA RUN INTO THAT BRICK WALL!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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People who take the lid off of the milk but leave that stupid little plastic ring to fall off in my bowl of lucky charms.
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