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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana
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True Friends
When you are sad...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you are scared...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick...I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god and hand you a paper towel to wipe your mouth.
When you fall...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
When you are lost...I will answer my cell and give you directions.
A friend will help you move...a really true friend will help you move bodies.
Amen! Lets drink!
When you are sad...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you are scared...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick...I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god and hand you a paper towel to wipe your mouth.
When you fall...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
When you are lost...I will answer my cell and give you directions.
A friend will help you move...a really true friend will help you move bodies.
Amen! Lets drink!
Seeker
Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by Birdie
That is very interesting and mathematical and I am astonished that you could think that way while intoxicated.
I was drunker than hell...not obliterated. We men can even sometimes manage to get a hard dick and even fuck for some measure of time - before ejaculating - in that state of inebriation, Birdie!
Sounds exciting
Seeker
Bad decisions make good stories.
And then they get posted here and we all vote on them. And so on and so forth...
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
And this is why it is sooooo important to befriend a computer geek.
Love the list!
Seeker
Your score is: 55
What does your score mean?
You're not completely neurotic, but you do appear to have a few hang-ups about some funny things. These idiosyncrasies could be old habits you're finding hard to break, or there may be certain areas of your life that are so important to you that they warrant more concern. Some people, for example, obsess about a pet or about their health but are pretty chilled out otherwise. As long as these quirks are not preventing you from doing things or disturbing your life in any way - or the lives of those close to you - then there is probably no harm in them. They may even be charming! Just don't let them get a tight grip on you and it should be smooth sailing.
What does your score mean?
You're not completely neurotic, but you do appear to have a few hang-ups about some funny things. These idiosyncrasies could be old habits you're finding hard to break, or there may be certain areas of your life that are so important to you that they warrant more concern. Some people, for example, obsess about a pet or about their health but are pretty chilled out otherwise. As long as these quirks are not preventing you from doing things or disturbing your life in any way - or the lives of those close to you - then there is probably no harm in them. They may even be charming! Just don't let them get a tight grip on you and it should be smooth sailing.
