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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana

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Quote by nicola
1000 groundless lies...


From what I can tell, this thread was the fastest growing thread out of all of them. It quickly passed up most other threads....Kind of tells you something, doesn't it?

I realize I am now in the line of fire...Carry on...

Miss Kitty was recently hauled away during a routine traffic stop after police found what looked to be three rolled, catnip cigarettes on the dash of her car. Shame on you.
Quote by nicola
How much porn have you ever seen where a woman is treated with respect and tenderness?


Those kinds of movies are not called porn. They are called chick flicks.
OMG!! I would have jumped long before that! (It would hide the fact that I would have wet myself first.) LMAO
I didnt tell them ALL your secrets!! Like, I didnt tell them that you are the one on the right with the pierced nipples and that the guys taking pictures were actually a small group of garden gnomes that you have taken over as little slaves....I wouldnt tell them EVERYTHING!....Im just not that kind of birdie....
Yeah, they have one copy of me and Catnip, side by side...you just have to guess which one is which. Heh heh
Fishing In The Dark - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Low Rider - ZZ Top
Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
All Summer Long - Kid Rock

Book - Science Encyclopedia

Luxury Item - Big fluffy pillow
Now you need to photo shop a woman's breasts pressed up against the glass above the sign.
Oh, come on people....dont you all think it is hot to be taken while wearing something sexy? I think that is it. I dont wear heels, I dont even own a pair of them (except for my heeled boots). Its fun to play dress up and its fun to wear that stuff while having sex. Plus, later on down the road you will look at that item of clothing and remember what you did while wearing them...
I would have to say that it all depends on what day it is....but then again, you all know I am biased. LOL

Smoochies to Z
That IS Zaf's car! That is my new car right next to it. We were meeting at Denny's for breakfast.
Happy Birthday!!



One more year and all the girls from Lush can take you somewhere hot for your birthday. LOL
Ouch! Get better soon!










ps...How in the hell did you drill your leg?
Quote by Durrasch
Quote by Zafia
......but I have to say it does creep me out to see pervy men that stare far to long it's like they are trying to undress you with thier eyes....lol



It's not so much that we are undressing you with our eyes as it is that we are amused at how badly you obviously want us. Why else would you be hot, if it wasn't cause you want me and are trying to lure me in with your phenomenal hotness? And dressing conservatively is just playing hard to get. You know it, baby.


Oh please
Quote by roccotool
She's carrying a fashion magazine, too, Double-M.

The picture shouts "high maintenance".


No, this picture shouts "pick a fasion and go with it...not all of them at once"!! She looks awful!
If I was a guy I wouldnt go anywhere near that...I would be afraid that it would bite IT off!!
Hey, isnt someone going to age it, like all the other tattoos? She is gonna regret that one down the road. LOL
Quote by Catnip
...that means...
Birdie! I finally know where to find you!
(Rocco, send me your Hdd, I got some files I need restored)
Don't worry sweet lil' bird. I'll be gentle.


Did I miss something?
LOL