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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana
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Quote by mrplow
Okay, take out the second body...that seems to be coming out of the first body's ass and you have a pretty hot woman. Kinda makes me wonder about the who's and why's of this pic. Ex-boyfriend's revenge? I mean, really...its not the kind of artwork your mother is going to hang on the fridge with the little alphabet magnets. What the hell?
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Quote by Blindfolded
I'm afraid of mirrors. it's not a phobia i just get uncomfortable around them. A) look at me and b) in horror films people are standing by a mirror and either lean over and theres someone dead behind them, they turn into something dead, something dead pops out at them, or they lean down and when they come up something is behind them. I hate mirrors.
Catoptrophobia
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Quote by ZafiaQuote by SusanQuote by ZafiaQuote by Lil_BirdieThis is an interesting concept...
I dont think I have a gspot so I cant help you here. LOL
I'm great at finding things.....
Me too... I'd be more than willing to lend a helping hand Birdie.
I think our services are needed once again Susan....
We have to live up to our company's motto...
"We won't stop until the customer is fully satisfied"
You have my complete and undivided attention...
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Robin: Aren't you one of those guys?
Quinn: What guys?
Robin: Those guy guys, you know, those guys with skills.
Quinn: Skills?
Robin: Yeah. You send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall. You can't do that?
Quinn: No, I can't do that, but I can do this:
[Pops finger out of the side of his mouth]
Quinn: Does that help?
Quinn: What guys?
Robin: Those guy guys, you know, those guys with skills.
Quinn: Skills?
Robin: Yeah. You send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall. You can't do that?
Quinn: No, I can't do that, but I can do this:
[Pops finger out of the side of his mouth]
Quinn: Does that help?
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If the 7/11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year....Why are there locks on the doors?
I dont point to my bum...but sometimes I do the pee pee dance. LOL
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
I dont point to my bum...but sometimes I do the pee pee dance. LOL
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Oz: Damn it, Jimmy! Why the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me?
Jimmy: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants...
Oz: Oh my God!!
It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.
Jimmy: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants...
Oz: Oh my God!!
It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.
