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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana

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You Scored as Freddy Krueger
Possibly the only wise-ass in the group, you appear to be Freddy Krueger, master of nightmares. You're usually the jokester in your group, but all that fooling around hides your true nature: cold blooded, spiky-fingered killer.
LMAO @ Z!!

OMG!! God forbid we learn something from each other...Wow, that guy is full of it. However, he did say we needed to keep ourselves busy. I thought the toys were keeping us plenty busy....
If it were me, I would run the other way. If he has feelings for you he is going to think that, with time, you will have feelings for him, too. I have been down that road before and it turned out very messy.
Oh, I need a lot of help, Rocco. You see, I got this bum pinky toe...and Sunday, my goldfish went jaws on the cat and now he needs new fur...yesterday, I got a paper cut while trying to fly my paper airplane down the runway at work. I think its infected and I am certain that my finger is going fall off. Oh, and I have these little garden gnomes following me around and causing all kinds of trouble and I keep getting blamed for it. If only I could get them to work for me things would be great...but I dont have enough Cheetos to pay them off.
Hey Stuart...Contact me if you have something significant to say.09H5dsCMYevNF4o1
I dont know what she said but I love the way she said it...

She could tell me to shut the f#$% up in spanish and I think I would still love it. LOL
51. Park in the spot the farthest from the store and attempt to hitch hike to the front door.
And I will be sure to roll out the red carpet for the two of you.
5 cents...thats all?!? Can I have you for the entire day? Will you take a check? How bout an IOU? Does it bother you to listen to a disgruntled female, wimpering all day long about things that you are not interested in?
Funny...I dont remember anything like that. If that happened all of the time the world would be soooo over populated. LOL
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Come to my office Pretty Birdie......heh heh....


Yeaaaa!!!