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Birdie

Over 90 days ago

Bisexual Female, 47

0 miles · Indiana

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1 Apr 2009

Just what I need. Something cute that can also look evil. LOL

1 Apr 2009

Hope

1 Apr 2009

I hate April Fool's Day. It's my mom's birthday. We used to have a lot of fun with her birthday being on april fools day...I would get her all kinds of crazy presents. She would have been 54 today but she has been gone for 4 years. Sorry if I seem a little off and mess up the threads. This was a good way to take my mind off of it. See you all later. hello2

hello2

1 Apr 2009

Whistle

1 Apr 2009

Awww...We are not used to saying goodbye around here. sad10

sad10

1 Apr 2009

Sorry Nic. You can spank me if you want to. Anxious

Anxious

1 Apr 2009

Awww!!! I want one!! It's sooo cute!!

1 Apr 2009

peaches

1 Apr 2009

fuzzy

1 Apr 2009

Pam, do you work for Mac or something? From what the computer geeks are always telling me, the only people who get excited about Macs are the employees. Is that true?

1 Apr 2009

Yeah, she must have taken lessons from Zaf...How to be a hot dominatrix 101. hiding

hiding

1 Apr 2009

But I would have to go through your marajuana growing room to get to the closet...That room always makes me dizzy. crybaby

crybaby

1 Apr 2009

Yikes!!

hiding

1 Apr 2009

Pam is really the CEO of the worlds largest landfill. Every day she drives to work in her hummer, sipping coffee and tosses the cup out the window on her way there. Once a week she takes her recycle bins to work with her and empties them into the landfill.

1 Apr 2009

Well, I think I have the best computer. I mean, here it is, April Fool's Day, and look at me....I signed in.
Not only is Zippy working better than a pickle seeder this morning, but he also made me breakfast in bed. He makes the best scrambled eggs and toast. All washed down with fresh squeezed orange juice from oranges he grew himself. He always does what I want, when I want and he never complains. If only I could teach my live-in to be so obediant life would be grand, don't you think?

29 Mar 2009

Ahhh....I see the fuck up fairy has been here.

(Boss laughed his ass off last time I said that. Followed by, Don't ever say that again.)

29 Mar 2009

eat

28 Mar 2009

Exactly where does the amazing part come in? dontknow

dontknow

28 Mar 2009

They actually tested that story on the Myth Busters. Funny. laughing8

laughing8

28 Mar 2009

Legend

28 Mar 2009

Sam Kinison-Leader Of The Banned

28 Mar 2009

OH! PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!! hello1

hello1

27 Mar 2009

Thanks

27 Mar 2009

WAIT!!

27 Mar 2009

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom, over and over again.

I have tried this. It's actually kind of amusing for a few minutes.

27 Mar 2009

Quote by Elaine
Does anybody really care about the plot of a porn movie?

Well, I do get kinda bored during the 15 minute moaning episodes...You would think they could put something else more in there to distract a person.

I get bored during the blow job episodes, as well. I mean, if you have seen one blow job, you have seen them all. They should not go on for sooooooo loooooonggggg!!! It's about as entertaining as, well, I guess it is a cross between watching the windshield wipers and watching a cat hacking up a hairball.

I like the 3D Idea...we could totally go with that. The glasses could be based on sexual shapes. LOL

27 Mar 2009

27 Mar 2009

Quote by Zafia
Welcome back Pretty Birdie....

Thanks Zaf! Love the av, btw... hello2

hello2

27 Mar 2009

OMG!!! That looks dangerouse and totally insane!! Where do I sign up? I have GOT to try that!! hello1

hello1

26 Mar 2009

Hey everyone!! I am back from my "vacation". Why do vacations have to be so much work? I am so exhausted! I need a real vacation....can someone please abduct me for about a week?