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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana

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That's funny...I am on vacation. Actually, I will be leaving in a few hours and will not be back until Thursday or Friday. I will miss you all...
Horrible elevator music from the 70;'s and 80's.....ICK!! Even the elevators updated their music a long time ago.
I think the problem with porn is that there is way too many fake things involved: fake boobs, fake nails, fake orgasms....OMG, and the music is just AWFUL!!

Don't get me wrong...SOME fake boobs are okay, but when it looks like someone just opened them up and stuffed in a basketball, that is just wrong!!

Fake nails are not so bad when they look natural, but should not be longer than the finger itself.

What is with the moaning and screaming? It totally sounds fake. In fact, it almost seems like they pre-recorded some girl, faking it of course, and just played it in every porn there after!! When I do actually watch a porn, I just mute it and turn on the stereo because those bimbos get on my nerves. LOL
I have heard a few screamers in my life and they sound nothing like the girls in the porn movies.

But then again, how could anyone possibly mimick the feelings and realness of the worlds greatest sex? Making love is not exactly something you can do on cue in front of a camera crew....Right?
Okay...just letting everyone know that I broke the rules and clicked on this thread 5 times before I actually posted anything. Hahahaha!!!!!!
EEWWW!!! Why would you even say such a thing?!?!? I don't need a dog...I have toys.
MARCOS!!! I can NOT belive this!!....You actually found something that I thought was rather amusing...that was really cool. Excuse me while I go mark my calendar....
Spring officially arrived at 7:44 this morning. FINALLY!! WOO HOO!!!










93 Days to go till the first day of summer on June 21st...
Good Night everyone!! It's such a pretty night...I think I am going to get out and enjoy it.
Nicola is really the ring leader of a group of biddies who play euchre every tuesday and thursday night. She is currently trying to corrupt them into the naughty lifestyle of lush stories.