Love is a myth, like santa or the easter bunny. In the beginning it's all exciting and beautiful but then, one day, you grow up and realize that it was just some jackass in a nice suit the entire time.
I will give $20 AND two box tops.
Gone In 60 Seconds---Nicolas Cage, hot woman, awesome cars, and just the right amount of action and comedy. LOVE IT!!
Brown Eyed Girl-Van Morrison
OMG! That was hilarious!!
Oh, how very sweet of you! You sure you don't mind that they come back all tired and sticky?
I had almost completely blocked that woman from my mind and now I have to remember her again....Yuck does not even begin to cover it.VzgldWiYoGok7W4C
I like the first pic. Wonder where I can get one of those hand things...
Good, story lines for stories and the real Kinghorn in the forums...is that a deal, shit head? LOL
This is an erotic story site. If it isn't erotic, it will not last a day, right guys?
And that was very pretty...but if you would like to write a complete story for me, I suggest you so so and post it in the story section of this site. You can name it "Birdies Story", if you like. I will go and read it.
And it is a very beautiful day outside. You better give me a good reason to stay inside instead of going out there and enjoying the nature that is beginning to come to life out there.
I am neither the land or the sea. I am the sky and I am gonna seperate you from the masses unless you speak up.
And I am not strict. I just want what I want, when I want it and right now I want you to obey!! LOL
No reverse! You are correct about the "shit head" bit. You say much without saying a word. Come on, tell me (and everyone else) something real. Make me like you. I'm waiting....
Yes, publicly! And you are not shy...Let's go!!