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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana

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Love is a myth, like santa or the easter bunny. In the beginning it's all exciting and beautiful but then, one day, you grow up and realize that it was just some jackass in a nice suit the entire time.
Uh huh...Not the handcuffs, we totally believe you. LOL
But, IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!!
Air hug!!
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I got it.

"My bank account has 8 figures and I like to share."


Ding, Ding!! We have a winner!! LMAO
Gone In 60 Seconds---Nicolas Cage, hot woman, awesome cars, and just the right amount of action and comedy. LOVE IT!!
Oh, how very sweet of you! You sure you don't mind that they come back all tired and sticky?
I had almost completely blocked that woman from my mind and now I have to remember her again....Yuck does not even begin to cover it.VzgldWiYoGok7W4C

I like the first pic. Wonder where I can get one of those hand things...
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....and now for something completely Different
"Mrs Robinson" Simon & Garfunkel
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What do you mean normal? I love that song!
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This is an erotic story site. If it isn't erotic, it will not last a day, right guys?



Okay then. It might get pretty steamy.......


Would there be any other background information to help the storyline? You can PM if you want.......as it might be best not to spoil any surprises for other readers.......


It's your story. Surprise me. It's your job to make me like you, remember? I am going to be the typical female and not tell you how to do it. Now get to work. smile
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This is an erotic story site. If it isn't erotic, it will not last a day, right guys?



Okay then. It might get pretty steamy.......


I'm not afraid.
Good, story lines for stories and the real Kinghorn in the forums...is that a deal, shit head? LOL
Make it beautifully erotic...best of both worlds. I know you can pull it off since you seem to be full of it.
This is an erotic story site. If it isn't erotic, it will not last a day, right guys?
And that was very pretty...but if you would like to write a complete story for me, I suggest you so so and post it in the story section of this site. You can name it "Birdies Story", if you like. I will go and read it.

And it is a very beautiful day outside. You better give me a good reason to stay inside instead of going out there and enjoying the nature that is beginning to come to life out there.
Well, that seems straight out of a romance novel...

starting to lose interest...you better do something
I am neither the land or the sea. I am the sky and I am gonna seperate you from the masses unless you speak up.
And I am not strict. I just want what I want, when I want it and right now I want you to obey!! LOL
No reverse! You are correct about the "shit head" bit. You say much without saying a word. Come on, tell me (and everyone else) something real. Make me like you. I'm waiting....