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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana
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This has some Ellen first but the song is worth the wait. LOVE THIS SONG!!
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Little Red Riding Hood-Sam The Sham And The Pharos
Sunshine Of Your Love-Cream
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Isn't that the movie where he also says, "I can count to potato?" LOL
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EEK!! There is probably a good reason you can't copy the image! LOL
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Ahhh...Words of wisdom: If you gotta problem, blame somebody else.
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Why don't they just get a pet? A baby doll? No way!! When I get to the point where I am all alone...I am going out!!
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I like #2 as well, but what is with the guy and the blue mask? Very odd...
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Geesh...You would think that if she was going to drive around like that she could at least smile.
With that look on her face she does not look attractive at all.
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I miss #6 There are not enough roller skating places around anymore.

I still make my family eat together every day.
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Quote by AppleOfYourEye
Aerosmith ~~ Rag Doll .... its a balmy 85 most days here in sunny southern california....i would love some good cold weather right about now.



Love that song!! And I will trade weather with you any day...
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And if writing stories is not your/her thing...get yourself a big, empty notebook. Write her a kinky letter telling her everything that you would like to do to her. When you are done writing her the letter leave the notebook with her and tell her it is her turn to write you a kinky letter. If you both participate in the notebook then later on down the road it turns into a pretty steamy story...
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And at that moment he would be asking himself how he ended up on the floor...
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How sad is it when the weather man celebrates the fact that we are UP to -7?
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OMG!! That is horrible! Isn't there some kind of surgery that can fix that or something? That can't be just
from child birth unless she had a 30 pound kid...Imagine being the man in love with her...
No, sorry honey, the store didn't have any toys bigger than my head...ICK!!

NO VIDEO BAT!! NO, NO!!!
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Quote by chefkathleen
Ah, no no no no. I ain't going then. I'm not going to be someones slave or servant.


Chef...you are not going to be the slave, unless you are into that kind of thing...We can just order a pizza or something, k? lol
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