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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana
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Susan, it is my dream goal to move to Florida. It just takes more money than I have to get there and get all my junk there along with me. LOL
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Wow...Makes me think of a few people. I seriously laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes!
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Quote by Redwolf
Dose it take that many cops to get a woman off the phone.


Now, that all depends on if the conversation is good or not. LOL
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Hey, there are only like 48 days left till spring...I can't wait cause I hate every snowflake that falls from the sky. Forget playing in it, I just want it to go away. I can burn off the winter chubs once the temp gets back up over 40...It will be even better when the temp gets back to 80. I want the sweltering heat and the sunshine. I wanna run around bare foot without a coat. I wanna lay in my back yard naked and soak up the sun....
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Quote by Zafia
Thanks for the explanation onion....

But to be more specific.....I ride, I don't get rode.........

LOL!



That works, too!!
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I really like the painted hands and feet....Oh, and the pole signs. HAHA!!
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To be fair I've also read "throbbing pussy" but I'm not really sure that's accurate and it seems to actually have an effect on men. Observe ---


You have never gotten excited enough that your pussy throbs? I know I have been that excited before...LOL
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Quote by DBarclay
Well all I can say is ..after my reduction surgery
I am quite happy with my 10in stump


Verry funny, D! LMAO
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Quote by OrionTat
Wow now I really feel like the baby of the forums. Though I do love being surrounded by older women. LOL


How old are you Orion?
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Picture this Rocco...You are the second drunk to fall into the open grave. You are drunk, a little freaked out, and you think you are all alone. In the event of this situation if someone came up behind you and tapped you on the shoulder...How high would you jump? LOL
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