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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana
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Why is it that before you hit play on that little box the cat looks like it is in a microwave? LOL
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Well, you certainly have good taste. It's um, (ahem), SWEET!

I have nothing to match that! LOL
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OMG Zaf! Is that what you are wearing to the confessional?!?!?
That is my favorite of all the avitars you have used so far. LOL
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This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
the rest of the kisses in the bag
1 tub Hagen Daas ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
1 family size supreme pizza
2 loaves garlic bread
3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
whole frozen Sara Lee cheesecake
(eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER
Stressed spelled backwards is "desserts"
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LMAO!! "How am I driving?" "I think we're parked, man..."
Don't know why it made me think of that.
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A private confessional? Oh, goodie! Now, what am I going to wear?!?!?
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Yeah, um...Wow. Save me a spot in the hot tub Zaf. Cause I just stared at that pic longer than I should have, I think.
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That's so cute!! Wonder if they sleep with teddy bears at night?
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Thanks again Rocco...
Seemed pretty self explainatory to me Lush. You would think that if they could write, they could read, too.
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Maybe they are overly confident in their own writing skills....Did you read it? lol
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LOL, ASP. (Expiration date!) I suppose you are right, though..
You forgot to give three reasons why you like pizza!
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See...everyone in here is a bunch of twenty-something-year-old goddess....
Zaf, I think you like music as much as I do.
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Cereal
1. I don't have to cook.
2. There is a different flavor for every mood.
3. It's great after sex!
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Tech, shhh! Now we all happen to know for a fact that you are a twenty-something, goddess and that is your bum in the picture!
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I listened to my Bee Gees song, Zaf. Not too bad, actually. I remembered it once I heard it. My mom used to love the Bee Gees, too.
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Will have to listen to that tonight when I have a computer with sound. I'm sneaking around on my work computer right now.
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