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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana
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Top 10 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than A Man...
10. Chocolate doesn't freak out when you go out with your girlfriends.
9. Chocolate never has issues with your mother.
8. Chocolate will never tell you that you are getting chubby.
7. Chocolate will never stand you up.
6. Chocolate will not pout if you do not feel like chocolate.
5. No one gets grossed out when you have chocolate crusted to your lips.
4. You can have white and dark chocolate in the same day.
3. Chocolate with alcohol in it is great, rather than clumsy and embarassing.
2. You don't have to work to make it melt in your mouth.
1. You can bite the head off a chocolate bunny, but not...
But beer is good, too...Can't you have both? lol
10. Chocolate doesn't freak out when you go out with your girlfriends.
9. Chocolate never has issues with your mother.
8. Chocolate will never tell you that you are getting chubby.
7. Chocolate will never stand you up.
6. Chocolate will not pout if you do not feel like chocolate.
5. No one gets grossed out when you have chocolate crusted to your lips.
4. You can have white and dark chocolate in the same day.
3. Chocolate with alcohol in it is great, rather than clumsy and embarassing.
2. You don't have to work to make it melt in your mouth.
1. You can bite the head off a chocolate bunny, but not...
But beer is good, too...Can't you have both? lol